Random Esquire

I was speaking with Beth today and, upon recalling that both she and Besos like the show House, I began to ask her if she, too, found certain men (whom Besos finds attractive) attractive.  Here, let me show you how this went:

RE:  What about Gordon Ramsey?

Beth: Gordon’s attractive in a what-an-asshole! way.

RE: See right there. That kills me – That there even is a “what an asshole” way of attractiveness.

Beth: Oh, I guess it’s like the whole bad-boy thing women are attracted to.

RE: This just stumps me. When I think of what I want in a chick, I never think I’d like a whore with spending problems.

Beth: As for sleeping with Gordon, I’d go on a date with him and see what he was like as a “real” person.

RE:  Wait wait wait.  Back up.  What do you mean “what he was like as a ‘real’ person”?  You want him to actually be nice?

Beth:  Well, I presume he has as TV persona that’s more extreme than his everyday persona. I’d want him to be interesting. And yes, kind.

RE:  So, the thing that first attracted you to him, you don’t actually find attractive?  Man, seriously, women love faux assholes.

Beth:  I think it’s his take-charge-ness that really attracts me.

RE:   Guys don’t want to date a girl who is a whore, take her home, and then find out she’s a prude.  They like a girl who is sweet and then are pleasantly surprised when she turns out to be a whore.  See how that works?  That makes sense to me.

If I may now direct your attention to my earlier post:  Do men like whores?

So, tell me… Do women like bad boys and if so, why? I have a theory on this but want to hear what you all have to say.

Someone has found my blog the last three days by doing a google search for “Do men like whores?”  My first instinct was to wonder if this person thought that the answer was hidden on the web someplace and then I thought of their disappointment upon discovering that no, it probably was not.  I am here to rectify that – to the best of my ability.  I’ll assume that we’re referring to the run-of-the-mill whore, not an actual prostitute.  The girl with some issues, not with track marks.  On to it:

Q:  Do men like whores?

A:  Depends.

For a girlfriend or a wife?  Probably not.

For a Friday or Saturday night?  Probably so.

In public?  Probably not.

In the bedroom?  Always.

The problem is that men usually have only one girlfriend or wife at a time whereas Friday and Saturday… that’s twice a week.

Let me demonstrate.  Warning:  Not to Scale.  For Illustrative Purposes Only.

Let me know if you have any questions.