Multi-Racial Prostitutes, Pope What’s-His-Nuts, and Parasites.

Random Esquire — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:41:44 +0000

1. You may recall that The Ballerina sometimes says things that one might not expect. Like “You’ve got to own that shit. Like a lazy eye.” Or there was the time I invited her to dinner and her response was, “I’m only going to come if it has a fall theme.”

The other day, I was bogged down at work and a little stressed. I received this IM from The Ballerina:

“can i bring you something to cheer you up? scones? a multi-racial prostitute?”

*Blink*

And no, there’s no inside joke here. She just says things like that.

2. Lately, I have noticed a lot of ads on television for some organization called: Catholics Come Home. In the ad, there are images of famous Italian pieces of art in the Vatican, charity work being performed, Pope John Paul with folks, the current Pope, Pope What’s-his-name,…all while a voice over tells you to come back to the Church. And I found myself wondering why they don’t show a clip of Pope-What’s-His-Nuts getting tackled because, I can tell you, if I knew that shit was going down at church, I might be more likely to attend.

3. I had a dream last night in which I was seated with my foot pulled up near me. There was a cut in my foot and I was pulling 5 foot long parasitic worms out of it. I kid you not. I was frantically pulling them out and as I did so, I could feel them sliding through my leg and foot, all wet and warm.

I woke up and found that Little Filthy was licking my foot.

He’s sleeping in his own bed tonight.

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Multi-Racial Prostitutes, Pope What’s-His-Nuts, and Parasites.