Well, I’ve got two I’d like him to brainstorm on.

A)  That bogus thin strip of bacon on the end of a package;

and

B)  That bit of hardened lotion that gets stuck in the pump and causes the lotion to squirt on the wall unexpectedly.

BOGUS.

Oh, and while we’re at it, do you know what Jergen’s lotion looks like on the wall?

Ayup.