See, now, that right there? That’s jacked up.
I had a dream last night. In my dream, I was in college. I was in college with Debra Messing. We were good friends.
And then, one day, while we were walking across a bridge, I said something really cynical.
And Debra Messing laughed and smiled and said something very sweet to me.
And I knew right then that I’d fallen in love with Debra Messing.
And I couldn’t believe how I did not realize it before.
And I suddenly found her beautiful.
And I asked her to marry me.
And then I woke up.
And I turned on my laptop and looked at a picture of Debra Messing.
And in my after-dream glow, I still thought she was sort of hot.
And I’d never thought she was hot before this morning.
And that is why you should not eat ginger snaps before bed.
Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.