Random Esquire » adoption http://randomesq.com The Random Observations of a Random Esquire Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:20:02 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Acting like an Idiot, Sensitivity, and Marriage = Adoption. http://randomesq.com/2009/10/18/acting-like-an-idiot-sensitivity-and-marriage-adoption/ http://randomesq.com/2009/10/18/acting-like-an-idiot-sensitivity-and-marriage-adoption/#comments Mon, 19 Oct 2009 03:57:49 +0000 Random Esquire http://randomesq.com/?p=1776 doh1.  Have you ever acted like an idiot cause you were sort of upset about something?  And realized it about half-way through the event?  At some point where you could sort of decide if you were just gonna go with it or if you were going to immediately reel it in and fess up to acting stupid?

And then you realize that it’s sort of incredible that you’re contemplating consciously acting like an idiot as a viable alternative to not acting like an idiot?

Ridiculous, thy name is Random.

2.  I took Besos to brunch and then to see Whip It.  It wasn’t exactly a chick flick, per se, but if asked, I’m going to claim that I’ve met my sensitivity quotient for the week.

3.  I’m pretty convinced that marriage is just a higher form of adoption.  The woman ends up with a ‘starter kid’ – a husband, before bustin’ out with the real thing.  Like easing your way into a swimming pool.

Instead of asking, “Will you marry me?” maybe men should ask, “Will you adopt me and take me home?”

But what the hell do I know?

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