Comments for Random Esquire http://randomesq.com The Random Observations of a Random Esquire Wed, 03 Dec 2008 21:50:35 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 Comment on Sex. And Porn. And more than anyone needs to know. About anything. But especially about sex and porn. by KT http://randomesq.com/2008/12/01/sex-and-porn-and-more-than-anyone-needs-to-know-about-anything-but-especially-about-sex-and-porn/#comment-11254 KT Wed, 03 Dec 2008 12:24:01 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=720#comment-11254 I don't get the spitting thing either. EW. Hm...secret...I can't think of any off the top of my head. But then, it's early. Must check out Babeland... I don’t get the spitting thing either. EW.
Hm…secret…I can’t think of any off the top of my head. But then, it’s early.
Must check out Babeland…

]]> Comment on Sex. And Porn. And more than anyone needs to know. About anything. But especially about sex and porn. by Random Esquire http://randomesq.com/2008/12/01/sex-and-porn-and-more-than-anyone-needs-to-know-about-anything-but-especially-about-sex-and-porn/#comment-11241 Random Esquire Wed, 03 Dec 2008 01:54:23 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=720#comment-11241 Vittoria - it always sort of surprises me. Like, everything is going well and then all of a sudden, someone leans back and spits. It's like spitting on art! Not okay! Vittoria - it always sort of surprises me. Like, everything is going well and then all of a sudden, someone leans back and spits.

It’s like spitting on art!

Not okay!

]]> Comment on Sex. And Porn. And more than anyone needs to know. About anything. But especially about sex and porn. by Random Esquire http://randomesq.com/2008/12/01/sex-and-porn-and-more-than-anyone-needs-to-know-about-anything-but-especially-about-sex-and-porn/#comment-11240 Random Esquire Wed, 03 Dec 2008 01:53:12 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=720#comment-11240 Avitania - Honest to God, you have the most interesting job experience. I have used the euphamism...um,...well, I've said, "I checked her oil." Don't hate me for being an idiot. Dude, of COURSE you even know the website another commenter mentioned. heh. Avitania - Honest to God, you have the most interesting job experience.

I have used the euphamism…um,…well, I’ve said, “I checked her oil.” Don’t hate me for being an idiot.

Dude, of COURSE you even know the website another commenter mentioned. heh.

]]> Comment on Sex. And Porn. And more than anyone needs to know. About anything. But especially about sex and porn. by Random Esquire http://randomesq.com/2008/12/01/sex-and-porn-and-more-than-anyone-needs-to-know-about-anything-but-especially-about-sex-and-porn/#comment-11239 Random Esquire Wed, 03 Dec 2008 01:51:42 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=720#comment-11239 QTMama - Okay, so, what would you do if a guy spit on you? I can only imagine. I wonder if he'd live? QTMama - Okay, so, what would you do if a guy spit on you? I can only imagine.

I wonder if he’d live?

]]> Comment on Sex. And Porn. And more than anyone needs to know. About anything. But especially about sex and porn. by Random Esquire http://randomesq.com/2008/12/01/sex-and-porn-and-more-than-anyone-needs-to-know-about-anything-but-especially-about-sex-and-porn/#comment-11238 Random Esquire Wed, 03 Dec 2008 01:49:37 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=720#comment-11238 SnarkyRunner - Yes, she's a good match. She can tolerate me. This is the first job requirement. :P And you didn't share a secret and I *know* you have some. SnarkyRunner - Yes, she’s a good match. She can tolerate me. This is the first job requirement. :P

And you didn’t share a secret and I *know* you have some.

]]> Comment on Sex. And Porn. And more than anyone needs to know. About anything. But especially about sex and porn. by Vittoria http://randomesq.com/2008/12/01/sex-and-porn-and-more-than-anyone-needs-to-know-about-anything-but-especially-about-sex-and-porn/#comment-11235 Vittoria Tue, 02 Dec 2008 23:33:39 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=720#comment-11235 i have no secrets. i just have to agree with the spitting. what IS THAT?! i have no secrets. i just have to agree with the spitting. what IS THAT?!

]]> Comment on Sex. And Porn. And more than anyone needs to know. About anything. But especially about sex and porn. by Avitania http://randomesq.com/2008/12/01/sex-and-porn-and-more-than-anyone-needs-to-know-about-anything-but-especially-about-sex-and-porn/#comment-11230 Avitania Tue, 02 Dec 2008 19:34:59 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=720#comment-11230 Okay, when I read the first line of your post, I thought that was already a euphemism for sex. I changed her oil, yeeeeha! My favorite is, "I'll fix your little red wagon!" Okay, that's probably too much information. I have to agree on the Babeland recommendation. I love Tristan Taormino's Chemistry series. Phooaaar. I also like porn that makes me laugh. I spent a few years working for an adult internet company. So porn is totally boring to me unless it's funny. Like when Mika Tan points at her crotch and goes, "Take it down! Take it down to Chinatown, bitch!" More information. Tee hee. Okay, when I read the first line of your post, I thought that was already a euphemism for sex. I changed her oil, yeeeeha! My favorite is, “I’ll fix your little red wagon!”

Okay, that’s probably too much information.

I have to agree on the Babeland recommendation. I love Tristan Taormino’s Chemistry series. Phooaaar. I also like porn that makes me laugh. I spent a few years working for an adult internet company. So porn is totally boring to me unless it’s funny. Like when Mika Tan points at her crotch and goes, “Take it down! Take it down to Chinatown, bitch!”

More information. Tee hee.

]]> Comment on Movie WTF, Storm, Holidays, Blueberries and Bobby Flay. by Tiffany http://randomesq.com/2008/11/23/movie-wtf-storm-holidays-blueberries-and-bobby-flay/#comment-11229 Tiffany Tue, 02 Dec 2008 19:28:12 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=716#comment-11229 1. wtf... it would never happen. That's proof that movies are full of falsehood and fairytails. It's mean to get short, hairly mens' hopes up by putting something like that on film. It just leads to dissapointment... reallly.... 2. lol, that girl has a certain flair doesn't she? 3. I LURV Christmas. I'm one of those freakishly obnoxious people that enjoy every single moment from the day after Thanksgiving until New Years drunken pleasures subside. I love the shopping, putting up both of our Christmas trees, driving around and looking at the lights on houses, singing, bringing food to the food bank, picking out toys for our local toy drive, holiday bazaars and fundraising for the community center. I love watching someone I love opening the gift I spent time picking out and wrapping, and picking out the ribbon and tag to embellish. I just love it all. ALL of it. Now I want to go decorate some more! 4. Ewww...lol... funny but gross! Our pugs think crayons are a food group. Damn idiots crap out more colored wax than anything else. So wrong! 5. Bobby Flay needs to be taken out back and humilated a little bit. He's like that fourth grader that slaps around Kindergardeners until someone his own size gives him a wedgie and knocks him down a peg or two. I'll hold him down if you wanna do the beating... hehe... lets strip him down to his tighty whities and tie him to a flag pole. Pretty please? 1. wtf… it would never happen. That’s proof that movies are full of falsehood and fairytails. It’s mean to get short, hairly mens’ hopes up by putting something like that on film. It just leads to dissapointment… reallly….

2. lol, that girl has a certain flair doesn’t she?

3. I LURV Christmas. I’m one of those freakishly obnoxious people that enjoy every single moment from the day after Thanksgiving until New Years drunken pleasures subside. I love the shopping, putting up both of our Christmas trees, driving around and looking at the lights on houses, singing, bringing food to the food bank, picking out toys for our local toy drive, holiday bazaars and fundraising for the community center. I love watching someone I love opening the gift I spent time picking out and wrapping, and picking out the ribbon and tag to embellish. I just love it all. ALL of it. Now I want to go decorate some more!

4. Ewww…lol… funny but gross! Our pugs think crayons are a food group. Damn idiots crap out more colored wax than anything else. So wrong!

5. Bobby Flay needs to be taken out back and humilated a little bit. He’s like that fourth grader that slaps around Kindergardeners until someone his own size gives him a wedgie and knocks him down a peg or two. I’ll hold him down if you wanna do the beating… hehe… lets strip him down to his tighty whities and tie him to a flag pole. Pretty please?

]]> Comment on Sex. And Porn. And more than anyone needs to know. About anything. But especially about sex and porn. by QTMama http://randomesq.com/2008/12/01/sex-and-porn-and-more-than-anyone-needs-to-know-about-anything-but-especially-about-sex-and-porn/#comment-11227 QTMama Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:09:49 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=720#comment-11227 Ah RE, you were right, you know. Yet again. My name all over it. Spitting is a common thing in porn, at least in my experience. :-D Not that I have any in the actual spitting process. Ah RE, you were right, you know. Yet again. My name all over it.

Spitting is a common thing in porn, at least in my experience. :-D Not that I have any in the actual spitting process.

]]> Comment on Sex. And Porn. And more than anyone needs to know. About anything. But especially about sex and porn. by SnarkyRunner http://randomesq.com/2008/12/01/sex-and-porn-and-more-than-anyone-needs-to-know-about-anything-but-especially-about-sex-and-porn/#comment-11226 SnarkyRunner Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:45:27 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=720#comment-11226 Oh my... you make me giggle quite a bit. I think Besos is a great match for you. Obviously. Ha! Oh my… you make me giggle quite a bit. I think Besos is a great match for you. Obviously. Ha!

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