Random Esquire

The Random Observations of a Random Esquire
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Cast of Characters

RandomEsq: Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.

Little Filthy: Rotten dog.

Besos: Latina woman I am chasing.

Plush: Intelligent and sexy woman I dated. Picture me waggling my eyebrows. That captures it.

Boss: My Ex. A beautiful, long-legged kindergarten teacher.

The Italian: Jewish co-worker and a buddy.

Sitcom: An offensive, funny friend.

Benefactor: Good guy and good buddy.

The Journalist: Journalist with law school aspirations.

The Ballerina: A friend and ballerina. She comments under the pseudonym Janet Reno to discourage me from hitting on her.

Fresh Express: Administrative Assistant. Carries toiletries in a Fresh Express bag.

Shim: Gay male co-worker and a buddy.

Churro: Mexican co-worker and a buddy.

Instigator: Co-worker who tries to get me to do bad things.

Bluetooth: Co-worker who never removes her bluetooth.

Kennedy: Co-worker who is a member of the Kennedy clan and he thinks no one knows.

Iknow!: Office know-it-all.

 

 

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