Cast of Characters
RandomEsq: Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.
Little Filthy: Rotten dog.
Legs: My girlfriend. She’s got an amazing pair of stems. Also: She’s fantastic.
Besos: For a while, I lived la vida latina. That about sums it up.
Plush: Intelligent and sexy woman I dated. Picture me waggling my eyebrows. That captures it.
Boss: My Ex. A beautiful, long-legged kindergarten teacher. Here are some pictures of her eyes.
Instigator: Co-worker who tries to get me to do bad things. Also, she is my work girlfriend.
Buddy: My buddy. Sort of an asshole…but funny! LIKE ME.
Lousy Schmuck: A lousy schmuck! Also, a friend.
The Italian: Jewish co-worker and a buddy.
Sitcom: An offensive, funny friend.
Editor: A buddy. He’s an Editor. Duh.
Piggy: A friend whose sister says, “Eat up, Piggy!” when she eats.
Benefactor: Good guy and good buddy.
The Ballerina: A friend and ballerina. She comments under the pseudonym Janet Reno to discourage me from hitting on her.
Fresh Express: Administrative Assistant. Carries toiletries in a Fresh Express Salad bag.
Shim: Gay male co-worker and a buddy.
Churro: Mexican co-worker and a buddy.
Bluetooth: Co-worker who never removes her bluetooth.
Kennedy: Co-worker who is a member of the Kennedy clan and he thinks no one knows.
Iknow!: Office know-it-all.
Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.