Now, see, this is why you should watch Jeopardy.

As you may recall, I watch Jeopardy and am convinced that there is always one jacked up contestant.  Today’s episode began innocently enough with this very normal looking woman:

And to answer your question, yes – I paused the show to take a picture of my television.

NEXT up…was THIS man in a kelly green jacket, yellow shirt and red tie.

I’m not making this shit up, people.  DO YOU RECOGNIZE HIS GLASSES?

Can you believe this guy?  This is what it would look like if Ronald McDonald’s tried to integrate into normal life.

And finally, we had the returning champion.  Who wore a corset.

See? Jeopardy is interesting.