Today, I made change for a prostitute.
Today… I made change for a prostitute.
I walked into a gas station and a certain lady of the evening was at the counter, trying to buy… cigars.
I know.
The irony.
She turned to me and said, “Baby, you got change for a fifty?”
I reached into my pocket and pulled out two twenties and two fives.
She handed me a fifty. I shoved it in my pocket.
She said, “Thank you so much, baby. You sweet.”
Then she turned and bought some Swisher Sweets, peeled one open and licked it. Right there in the gas station while the attendant and I stood awkwardly watching.
I take entertainment where I can get it.
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Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.
August 13th, 2010 at 3:20 am
Sweet indeed!
August 13th, 2010 at 3:21 am
Was she at least attractive?
August 13th, 2010 at 3:21 am
Omg. Swisher sweets! Baaaarf.
August 13th, 2010 at 3:21 am
Hope its not counterfeit…
August 13th, 2010 at 8:33 am
What luck! A genuine fifty from a John!
August 13th, 2010 at 8:55 am
See, now the only apropos thing to do is to roll it up and sniff a big fat rail with it. ;p
August 13th, 2010 at 10:34 am
ROTFLMAO !
August 13th, 2010 at 10:53 am
WOW…
August 13th, 2010 at 12:12 pm
hmmm, I guess she was letting you know what some of her talents were…
August 14th, 2010 at 4:34 am
Every time I read your blog, I think Chicago is weirder and weirder.
August 14th, 2010 at 5:50 pm
@Momma_Sunshine – Were she not walking the streets, I might think, “She’s a cute girl.” But I just can’t get past the prostitute look to really evaluate.
August 17th, 2010 at 2:42 am
This stuff always happens to you? Why is that you think?
FUNNNY stuff R.E. This made me laugh today, and I needed it!