Random Esquire

1. I don’t want to ask my client how she’s gone through life thus far without developing any coping skills but I am genuinely curious because I feel like her method could be patented.

2. There is this great misconception with people who equate having the right to do something with it being a right thing to do. Or that having an opinion makes it worth hearing. No, no, people. No, no.

3. I almost made it all the way through Spanish class last night without a single misunderstanding. That is, until the end of class when the teacher said “I will see your balls!”

At least, this is what I heard.

This is partly due to the following reasons:

a) We have not yet learned the days of the week.
b) Thursday, in Spanish, is ‘Jueves’ which sounds like “hway-ves”
c) Eggs, in Spanish, are ‘Huevos’ which sounds like “hway-vos”
d)  ‘Huevos’ is slang for testicles/balls.

The rest of it is due to the fact that I’m an idiot and thought that it would be cool to read a book about Spanish slang.

In fact, my teacher was merely saying, “I will see you Thursday.”

2 classes down, only 6 more to go!