Comments on: Come Here. Smell My Nose.

By: Susan

Susan — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 03:30:54 +0000

1. I always drink bourbon on the rocks, and I never drink beer if I can help it. Girls are cooler than boys.

2. Because the cones in everyone’s eyes are shaped differently, we -do- see colors in wide variations, and nobody sees orange (for example) in the same way. However, we see it in a similar enough way that we can all agree on what the color looks like on a basic level. Which is why everyone can identify an orange (the fruit) for what it is, and half of us don’t walk around calling it a pear. Weirdly, there’s been a lot of research on this. That kind of freaks me out, since it’s essentially what I spent my time as a stoned teenager talking about with my friends.

The inside of a nose doesn’t have a smell. Unless it’s a) bleeding, b) infected or c) dirty. Skin, which is what the inside of your nose is made of is completely neutral so that our phermones come across the right way to the opposite sex.

Ok, I’m done being a know-it-all now. Being without internet for a few days has really screwed me up!

By: Tiffany

Tiffany — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 03:25:29 +0000

I have a very sensitive nose, things seem to smell very strongly to me, that don’t hardly smell at all to those around me.

This is fun when the stomach flu is going around, or when the dogs eat the 1/2 gallon of fudge ripple the kids left melting on the porch and, as you can guess, they redeposit said ice cream in unpleasant little piles…

I would let you borrow my mouth but my delish new boyfriend keeps it awfully busy these days

By: debra

debra — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 23:58:53 +0000

I don’t think it’s sad.
I think it’s creative, fun and interesting!

By: Random Esquire

Random Esquire — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 18:59:03 +0000

@barb – I have a wordpress blog so I think if you register on wordpress and have an icon/avatar there, it shows up here.

@Editor – Oh, you smell all right.

@J – I probably think boogers have no smell because that’s probably my baseline. Baseline booger smell.

@Chic – YAY! I love that you commented with that. Bacon, duh. Totally.

@Debra – You know what’s sad? I think these things all the time.

@Momma Sunshine – *Blink*

@BobbiJanay – I dunno. Just from thinking about stuff?

-R,

By: Bobbi Janay

Bobbi Janay — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 18:34:23 +0000

Where do you come up with this stuff?

By: Momma Sunshine

Momma Sunshine — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 12:48:06 +0000

You can borrow my mouth for the evening if that helps you at all.

heh

By: debra

debra — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 02:36:07 +0000

Ok, you drank a beer but what did you smoke when thinking on #2 ?
Don’t fret, I’m sure it smelt like bacon so it’s not your fault you tried it.

By: Chic

Chic — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 02:35:57 +0000

Several years have now passed since I first realized how numerous were the false opinions that in my youth I had taken to be true, and thus how doubtful were all those that I had subsequently built upon them. And thus I realized that once in my life I had to raze everything to the ground & begin again from the original foundations, if I wanted to establish anything firm & lasting in the sciences. But the task seemed enormous, & I was waiting until I reached a point in my life that was so timely that no more suitable time for undertaking these plans of action would come to pass… At last I will apply myself earnestly & unreservedly to this general demolition of my opinions.
D E S C A R T E S

p.s. he’s talking about bacon.

By: J

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 00:03:56 +0000

The inside of your nose probably smells like boogers. That would be my guess.

By: Editor

Editor — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 23:10:05 +0000

You know, some of us can’t smell at all.