Pee Pee Boogers, Mannequins, How We Do.
1. My nephew is going through potty training. My mother visited my sister and her family this weekend and was a witness to the magic that is potty training a little boy. My mother informed me that she instructed my nephew to “hold it” while he stood in front of the toilet. He did and then withdrew his hand again and looked up at my mother and said, “My pee-pee has a booger on it.” I mean, I can understand why he didn’t want to hold something with a booger on it. So you can hardly blame the kid.
2. I spent Memorial Day on Lake Michigan, salmon fishing on a chartered boat. One of the salty older men who was along on the trip told me a lot of stories that made me laugh. When in college, he and a buddy thought that they would sign up for dance lessons as a way to meet girls. They walked to the class congratulating themselves and when they got there, each was given a mannequin on roller skates. He said it was horrible.
3. I got a Droid Incredible. This means that I may become perfectly obnoxious posting pictures of everything because it is now super easy from my phone. Having said that, while I understand that some of you (especially if you follow me on twitter) would appreciate a picture of Turtle or Permanently Pregnant girl, I have learned my lesson about trying to take pictures of people in public places. I am reformed.
4. The dog and I are going to have a beer and finish watching the hockey game.
CAUSE THAT HOW WE DO.
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Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.
June 9th, 2010 at 9:12 pm
And what a hockey game it was!
June 10th, 2010 at 3:48 am
Congrats on the Stanley Cup win, RE!
I’m a rare Canuck that doesn’t follow hockey but I hear the Blackhawks were pretty good this year.
And I’ll find out later today for sure when/if I’m heading to Chicago next Tuesday. I’ll let you know.
At the very least, it would give us each ONE blog post. Heh…
(priorities)
June 10th, 2010 at 1:20 pm
1. Kids are so funny. (Seems he forgot how he didn’t mind touching his pee-pee when he put the booger on it.)
2.That visual cracks me up.
4. WOW! What a great series that was, especially last night!
June 10th, 2010 at 4:30 pm
The Boyfriend has The Droid – I think he has the Incredible too. He loves it. I am a lover of all things Google, but I just refuse to make the switch to a touchscreen. I will be buried with my Blackberry though, thats how much I love it.
Finishing my glass of wine and commenting on blogs. Thats How I Roll.
June 11th, 2010 at 2:07 pm
i’d like to have a beer w/ my dog as well. but nooooo, i’m stuck behind this GD desk at work.
stupid work.
June 12th, 2010 at 6:00 pm
You know you gotta avoid those penis (my five year old calls it a weenis) boogers at all costs. Not good…
June 12th, 2010 at 6:01 pm
Oh…and Vinomom is right. The blackberry is the bestest thing on the planet – other than my vibrator.
I’m going to be buried with both of them…