Random Esquire

You may recall the conversation I had with The Buddy regarding a potential date who was declared Who-ish.  We had this discussion earlier today.

RE:  When I see someone who is pigeon-toed, I sort of want to beat them up.

Buddy:  heh.

RE:  Like, in the wild, I feel like that’d be a clear sign that they were easy pickin’s.

Buddy:  Totally.

RE:  Survival of the fittest.  But people who walk like ducks, they don’t seem stronger or anything.

Buddy:  Misaligned.

RE:  Yes.  I don’t want to beat them up.  Just the pigeon-toed people.  I feel the same way about over-pronaters. WTF.

Buddy:  Sounds like some kind of foot fetish opposite.  You are not nice.

RE:  I didn’t say I want to push them over and steal their wallet.

Buddy:  That makes you a bully, not a thief.

RE:  I’m not actually doing it.  I just have a slight inclination.  Not even a strong urge.  Just a slight inclination to tip them over like a cow.  Or like flipping a turtle on its back.  So you can watch their neck stretch as they try to right themselves.

Buddy:  Cows don’t tip by the way.

RE:  Too heavy?

Buddy:  That and they go down on their knees, like a dog.

RE:  Just for the record, I do not wish to topple over heavy people.

Buddy:  Thanks for clearing that up.

Then, later…

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