Touch Your Boobs and Say My Name.
1. I torture Besos.
I mean, not in a truly mean way. In a fun way. It’s fun torture.
She got to my place last night after a long day at work. I had made her dinner. She ate, exhausted and hungry after a long day. When she had finished, I looked at my watch and announced that she had 30 minutes to digest.
She stared back at me.
I said, “You know… before we do it.”
Frankly, I think she was impressed at my thoughtfulness.
(+1 Random.)
2. I called Besos today while we were both working. She is oftentimes with someone in her office. She answered, “Besos speaking.”
I said, “Helllooooo.”
She replied, “Honey, I have someone in my office. Can I call you right back?”
I said, “You can touch your boobs and say my name.”
She said (through what sounded almost like gritted teeth), “RANDOM!”
Obviously, however, she used my real name.
I hung up.
(Tie/Draw)
3. She called me back. She said, “Hello,” in that meaningful way.
I said, “What? You didn’t want to touch your boobs and say my name?”
She said, “Oh, I did. Didn’t you hear me say your name? I was touching my boobs in front of people in my office.”
*Blink*
Sometimes, it is less fun when she plays along.
(+1 Besos)
Dammit!
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Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.
April 20th, 2010 at 9:16 pm
-laughs and laughs-
April 20th, 2010 at 9:48 pm
I’m glad she keeps you on your toes.
April 20th, 2010 at 10:42 pm
So glad you found one that keeps you busy.
April 21st, 2010 at 4:06 am
Awww…she completes you.
April 21st, 2010 at 6:29 am
HA HA!! You got what you deserved!!!
Sunnie
April 21st, 2010 at 6:59 am
She does have a nice snacktray.
April 21st, 2010 at 7:29 am
Yup, I second CBG’s remark.
April 21st, 2010 at 9:16 am
30 minutes to digest is pretty generous, honestly. i don’t give my bf that much time.
April 21st, 2010 at 6:56 pm
A snack tray. QT has the best urban dic type words.
April 21st, 2010 at 6:59 pm
@pippi – Ha! Snacktray is pure Random. She got it from me
April 22nd, 2010 at 3:25 am
LOVE IT.
April 23rd, 2010 at 10:12 pm
you are generous…half the time BLT is still trying to finish eatting and I’m dragging off his pants.
I’m not patient…I’m in my sexual prime… and we have this long distance thing which means I only get to have sex every other month when one of us travels to visit the other.
You can eat when you go home man…get nekkid!