Just Call Me: Wrong Answer Random
Tonight, I got a text message from Besos. It said:
“I am going to marry the next person who asks me.”
*Blink*
I froze in place and wondered why I was always late to the party. Then I snapped out of it and responded:
“HEY!”
She didn’t miss a beat. The next text said:
“Need to check it off my list of things to do before I am thirty.”
I responded:
“You’re 35!”
Well.
Ya know,…that is the wrong response.
Wrong.
If you were wondering.
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Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.
March 15th, 2010 at 11:23 pm
Wow…that’s a total Homer moment. Ya, as in Homer Simpson…
/smack Random on the back of the head
Poor Random, at least you recognize when a total manswer comes out of your mouth. That’s half the battle.
March 15th, 2010 at 11:24 pm
I’d never heard of a ‘manswer’ before! ha!
March 16th, 2010 at 12:03 am
Oh, Random.
March 16th, 2010 at 3:13 am
That was DEFINITELY a manswer. Yeesh. And here I was expecting more from you. My dreams are definitely crushed.
March 16th, 2010 at 4:18 am
So does this mean the only way to make it up to her is to propose?
March 16th, 2010 at 7:14 am
Such a charmer, RE, Such a charmer. <3
March 16th, 2010 at 8:42 am
@Susan – I know. You’re disappointed, aren’t you?
@MommaSunshine – I’m an excellent dream crusher.
@Canadian Bald Guy – That’d be the *obvious* thing to do. I’m more clever than that. I’m gonna wait it out!
@QT – Thenkew.
Wait.
Were you being sarcastic?
March 16th, 2010 at 9:39 am
Strange as it may seem, I think the “manswer” was you’re only way out.
March 16th, 2010 at 10:02 am
*laugh* I’m not actually looking for a way out.
March 16th, 2010 at 10:17 am
hmmmmmm, interesting.
March 16th, 2010 at 10:34 am
Very Interesting comments….:) I’d like to check that off before 30 too! At 28 w/ no ring it’s not looking good.
Besides, I thought we were already engaged? Remember, on Twitter? We Got Engaged? REMEMBER???
Heh.
March 16th, 2010 at 11:39 am
Well personally, I wouldn’t know what the hell to say to that. So a manswer is something.
March 16th, 2010 at 8:40 pm
If only I could say I was surprised…You’re such a boy.