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Just Call Me: Wrong Answer Random

March 15, 2010 By: Random Esquire Category: Dating

besosTonight, I got a text message from Besos.  It said:

I am going to marry the next person who asks me.

*Blink*

I froze in place and wondered why I was always late to the party.  Then I snapped out of it and responded:

HEY!

She didn’t miss a beat.  The next text said:

Need to check it off my list of things to do before I am thirty.

I responded:

You’re 35!

Well.

Ya know,…that is the wrong response.

Wrong.

If you were wondering.


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