8 Cookies + Beers + 6 Shots at the Bar =
8 Cookies + Beers + 6 Shots at the Bar = Socks on your teeth in the morning.
I could do the mathematical proof for you.
But let’s just take my word on this one.
Share This8 Cookies + Beers + 6 Shots at the Bar = Socks on your teeth in the morning.
I could do the mathematical proof for you.
But let’s just take my word on this one.
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Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.
February 13th, 2010 at 11:04 am
Yep, RE’s not lying!
February 13th, 2010 at 12:15 pm
I’ve got no sympathy for self-inflicted wounds.
Just sayin’.
February 13th, 2010 at 1:44 pm
I hate furry teeth. Hopefully you had fun.
February 13th, 2010 at 2:48 pm
This made me laugh because my brother’s favorite birthday gift from me is always cookies and beer.
February 13th, 2010 at 4:51 pm
Just make sure that the teeth have no socks for the Valentine’s Day date this evening. Fresh breath goes along way! -Pippi
February 13th, 2010 at 5:51 pm
OMG. I was *just* going to write: “Well, as CBG would say, ‘I’ve got no sympathy for self-inflicted wounds’. ”
Um…yeah. What HE said. :p
February 14th, 2010 at 2:21 am
I hate feeling like I’ve licked a sheep. I think I’ve gotten too old to do the whole hangover thing with any kind of success any more.
I know they say we get older and wiser. I just feel older and slower…
February 14th, 2010 at 9:06 am
The cookies I believe. 6 shots I do not.
February 14th, 2010 at 9:35 am
Teeth on My Socks, sung to the tune of Pants on the Ground. Your new theme song.
P
February 14th, 2010 at 12:59 pm
The problem is you just can’t HANG in your old age RE !
Next time lots of water and four advil before bed. Cures fuzzy teeth everytime. Get yourself to McDonalds for some good greasy food.
February 14th, 2010 at 5:31 pm
I have come to the conclusion that I will no longer do shots. Our bodies dont respond or recover as well as we age. Apparently.
And long ago I learned this to be true:
“Beer before liquor; never sicker. Liquor before beer; never fear.”
February 14th, 2010 at 9:46 pm
Ewwwwwwww! The imagery…nasty.