I’ve Decided To Quit Saying “I Love You.”
That’s right.
I’m going to quit saying it.
Instead, I’m going to replace it with: “You love me.”
Because, really, this is the message I am hoping to reinforce.
Obviously I’m not going to extend my love to someone if I’m not confident they feel the same way about me – that’s just common sense, right? Clearly.
So I figure by the time I decide that I love someone, they’ve long decided to love me and are probably just waiting for the right time to express such love for me.
If you think about it, I’m doing them a favor by breaking the ice.
It’s a pretty good plan. I’m going to roll with it.

Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.