Birthday, Texts, and Four Dates in One Night.
1. It’s obvious when I’m over-thinking anything. I stop writing. Clearly, clearly, the writing I do takes really, just the barest minimum of thought. Minimal thought = de rigueur to write or read RandomEsq.
2. You know what I’m eating?
Birthday cake. Random FTW!
You know how QT wished me a happy birthday?
“Happy Birthday, Retard.”
Like I said, folks – a minimal amount of thought is good.
3. I put my parents on my mobile phone plan and got them each new phones with a keyboard. Then I got them unlimited text messaging. And then I got my first text message from them.
“hi.”
Well, that’s proven useful.
4. I have four dates tomorrow night.
That’s right.
Four.
Well, I’m taking four ladies to dinner. Not four different dinners. I couldn’t eat four dinners in a row. Or even out of a row.
I let the chef know I was coming and bringing four attractive women with me. He’s going to demand two of them. I’ll let him choose which two he’d like.
And then I’ll take one back as a finder’s fee.
And he’ll only get one.
And I will get three.
And it will be RANDOM FTW!
5. Well, after that brief week of nearly no writing… I do believe I am back in the saddle again.
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Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.
January 10th, 2010 at 1:11 pm
Happy Birthday ! I hope it’s fabulous !
January 10th, 2010 at 1:17 pm
You couldn’t write because you cut off all your fingers, you dumb-dumb. Not because of any kind of thinking. No fooling me.
January 10th, 2010 at 3:48 pm
1. One of the reasons that I stop writing is when I have too much going through my head and I can’t even begin to get it out.
2. Happy Birf-day, RE!
3. At least they texted! They’ll learn.
4. Pfffffffffft. Well, happy birthday to you, INDEED!
5. Uh, yeah.
January 10th, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Four women for a dinner date…that does sound like a Happy Birthday!
Enjoy! Hope you get what you wish for.
January 10th, 2010 at 4:43 pm
Parents and cell phones are a funny combination…I still don’t think my mom knows how to text…and my pops? Forget it.
Yes, Hope your birthday was fabulous indeed and I imagine your dinner dates *are* part of your Birthday Present?
January 11th, 2010 at 10:58 am
Happy Belated Birthday RE! Hope it was wonderful.
January 11th, 2010 at 11:25 am
My birthday wish was the best one EVER. Period.
And you know it.
January 11th, 2010 at 2:46 pm
Happy belated birthday! If it makes up for it, I totally thought of you on Saturday night.
heh.
January 11th, 2010 at 9:23 pm
UM four women – and one of them wasn’t me????
What the hell random. How you gonna make this up to me?
January 12th, 2010 at 7:06 pm
Awww …. I’ve been out of town for a week disconnected from the internet world (gasp!) so here’s my belated birthday wishes!
And how did QT address you as retard? Emphasis on the beginning symbol (RE-tard) or the Hangover version (reTARD)? ;^)