Random Esquire

Remember the other day when I asked what your Dating Style is?  What one characteristic about you attracted people the most?  I’m not sure I’m in love with QT’s answer for what was my most attractive characteristic because it makes me sound like …well, …like an attorney.  Of all the nerve.

Well, the other day, I may have said that women should come with disclaimers or warning labels.  This became a bit of a twitter discussion and it was decided that everyone should come with a Dating Disclaimer.

Beth suggested that mine would say, “I’m fun.  But exceedingly selective.”

I’m not sure that the women I have dated would agree with this.  So, I decided I’d give it a go and write down what I think the last few women I’ve dated (and written about here) would say should be my Dating Disclaimer:

Besos:  “Breast maniac.  Busy with side hobbies and activities to the point that you may feel unimportant.”

Plush:  “Breast obsessed.”

Boss:  “Surprisingly may not buy you the 3 carat ring you picked out.  Also, breast crazy.”

Honestly? if I had to come up with a genuine disclaimer about myself and dating…it think it might say:

Warning:  Too Literal.

What can I say?  It’s a problem.

So, fess up, folks.  What’s your Dating Disclaimer?