Comments on: Need to Break-Up with Someone? Here, Let Me Help You. http://randomesq.com/2009/12/11/need-to-break-up-with-someone-here-let-me-help-you/ The Random Observations of a Random Esquire Mon, 06 Feb 2012 19:04:30 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Susan http://randomesq.com/2009/12/11/need-to-break-up-with-someone-here-let-me-help-you/comment-page-1/#comment-22055 Susan Sun, 13 Dec 2009 04:29:12 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=2121#comment-22055 I love, love the first one! Especially if he's a huge jerk. I love, love the first one! Especially if he’s a huge jerk.

]]> By: Savored Life http://randomesq.com/2009/12/11/need-to-break-up-with-someone-here-let-me-help-you/comment-page-1/#comment-22041 Savored Life Sat, 12 Dec 2009 07:16:57 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=2121#comment-22041 It's not *really* biting you in the ass...it's just an easy mark for mockery. ;) Also, you wouldn't have to whisper...I can tell the story myself. It’s not *really* biting you in the ass…it’s just an easy mark for mockery. ;)

Also, you wouldn’t have to whisper…I can tell the story myself.

]]> By: Phoe http://randomesq.com/2009/12/11/need-to-break-up-with-someone-here-let-me-help-you/comment-page-1/#comment-22037 Phoe Sat, 12 Dec 2009 03:15:09 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=2121#comment-22037 They all have their merits. How smart (or not) is this guy? Tiffany - If you can find mothers out there that are somehow less crazy, let me know...mine's about at the limit. Canadian Bald Guy - Right? Me too! They all have their merits. How smart (or not) is this guy?

Tiffany – If you can find mothers out there that are somehow less crazy, let me know…mine’s about at the limit.

Canadian Bald Guy – Right? Me too!

]]> By: Canadian Bald Guy http://randomesq.com/2009/12/11/need-to-break-up-with-someone-here-let-me-help-you/comment-page-1/#comment-22033 Canadian Bald Guy Sat, 12 Dec 2009 00:03:36 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=2121#comment-22033 Dude, you could have made my separation a LOT more entertaining for me. Ahh well. I choose the poem. Dude, you could have made my separation a LOT more entertaining for me.

Ahh well. I choose the poem.

]]> By: Tiffany http://randomesq.com/2009/12/11/need-to-break-up-with-someone-here-let-me-help-you/comment-page-1/#comment-22031 Tiffany Fri, 11 Dec 2009 23:28:26 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=2121#comment-22031 Random, you are truly a individual of multiple talents. Perhaps if I had a service such as yours my Ex wouldn't be in jail...no wait, you're letters aren't a cure for his accute case of Nukkin' Futz so never mind. However, will you kindly help me break up with my mother...she's driving me mad and I simply must replace her with an updated, much less neurotic model. I believe Sears has them on sale...right next to the control top pantyhose and the garden tools. Random, you are truly a individual of multiple talents.

Perhaps if I had a service such as yours my Ex wouldn’t be in jail…no wait, you’re letters aren’t a cure for his accute case of Nukkin’ Futz so never mind.

However, will you kindly help me break up with my mother…she’s driving me mad and I simply must replace her with an updated, much less neurotic model. I believe Sears has them on sale…right next to the control top pantyhose and the garden tools.

]]> By: Random Esquire http://randomesq.com/2009/12/11/need-to-break-up-with-someone-here-let-me-help-you/comment-page-1/#comment-22029 Random Esquire Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:51:09 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=2121#comment-22029 @Savored Life - *laugh* I had a feeling that the "disciplined" would come around to bite me in the ass. I think it has connotations of being uptight - which I am not. I'm sure if you make it to Chicago, I will kindly whisper to other people that you've killed your husband, just as I did with QT. I supposed it is easier to date unavailable people. You never have to make a decision! @Savored Life – *laugh* I had a feeling that the “disciplined” would come around to bite me in the ass. I think it has connotations of being uptight – which I am not. I’m sure if you make it to Chicago, I will kindly whisper to other people that you’ve killed your husband, just as I did with QT.

I supposed it is easier to date unavailable people. You never have to make a decision!

]]> By: Random Esquire http://randomesq.com/2009/12/11/need-to-break-up-with-someone-here-let-me-help-you/comment-page-1/#comment-22028 Random Esquire Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:47:22 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=2121#comment-22028 @Sandra - I will forward you a price list. @MindyMom - thenkew. @itneverrainsinseattle - I rather like the poem, myself, too. @Sandra – I will forward you a price list.

@MindyMom – thenkew.

@itneverrainsinseattle – I rather like the poem, myself, too.

]]> By: Savored Life http://randomesq.com/2009/12/11/need-to-break-up-with-someone-here-let-me-help-you/comment-page-1/#comment-22027 Savored Life Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:30:27 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=2121#comment-22027 RE, I think you're too "disciplined" for me... Plus, you're available, and those types of men aren't usually attracted to me. RE, I think you’re too “disciplined” for me…

Plus, you’re available, and those types of men aren’t usually attracted to me.

]]> By: itneverrainsinseattle http://randomesq.com/2009/12/11/need-to-break-up-with-someone-here-let-me-help-you/comment-page-1/#comment-22025 itneverrainsinseattle Fri, 11 Dec 2009 20:59:19 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=2121#comment-22025 I absolutely love the poem, but Crackpot's not worth such exquisite effort. #3. I absolutely love the poem, but Crackpot’s not worth such exquisite effort. #3.

]]> By: lily http://randomesq.com/2009/12/11/need-to-break-up-with-someone-here-let-me-help-you/comment-page-1/#comment-22022 lily Fri, 11 Dec 2009 19:51:12 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=2121#comment-22022 #3. with "SO SUCK IT" at the bottom. and then signed w/ hearts and rainbows. #3. with “SO SUCK IT” at the bottom. and then signed w/ hearts and rainbows.

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