Lick her, Seduction, and Little Filthy Chris Browns Barnabas. Almost.
1. You can get drunk on wine during the Holidays. That’s just good times and coping skills. But if you get drunk an liquor, well, that’s just alcoholism.
2. I’ve decided I’m taking a break from chasin’ women. I’m just gonna wait to get seduced. So, how’s this work? How do I find one ready to seduce me?
3. My neighbor came by for a bit tonight with her pug, Barnabas. Chaos ensued when Barnabas trotted over to Little Filthy’s baby – The Moose. It was as if time slowed. Out of one corner of my eye, I saw Barnabas open his mouth and then my mouth slowly opened to yell, “Nnnnooooooooooooo!” But it was too late. Barnabas grabbed The moose and Little Filthy rocketed off the couch, ready to Chris Brown him. This resulted in a massive chase around the couch, down the hall, into the bedroom, over the bed and finally back out to the couch. Little Filthy chased Barnabas, I chased Little Filthy. And my neighbor sat on the couch and laughed. Turns out we had little to worry about. Barnabas just dropped The Moose and Little Filthy proceeded to hump it. The Moose, that is.
*sigh*
4. Now… Now I think I shall go out and enjoy some nightlife.
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Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.
December 5th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
#3 made me LOL. Sure wish I had video with that.
#2 makes me giggle too
December 6th, 2009 at 12:50 am
#2 um, can you at least wait for finals to be over, and then perhaps pencil me in?
December 6th, 2009 at 1:48 am
After further reflection I think I need to explain my remark that the thought of you being seduced made me giggle. It wasn’t because I think women wouldn’t want to seduce you. Quite the opposite. With your sense of humor, intelligence and charm I think women would be after you all the time. What I find funny is that you would sit back and do nothing with your romantic instincts.
So as to “how do you find one”…I’d have to say just sit back and enjoy because they will find you.
December 6th, 2009 at 9:01 am
I hear that if you hang out in the produce section, you get seduced…..
December 6th, 2009 at 10:03 am
@debra – You know how much hair a dog loses when it is in any type of distress? Heh. It was like a hair bomb had gone off. And I definitely intended #2 to make you grin – mainly because I said I was done chasing and was going to be seduced and then promptly wanted to know where I could chase down a woman to seduce me.
@Courtney – I can’t ask the ladies to sit still for you. I’m a no reservations restaurant that is first come first serve. And yes, I’m completely rolling my eyes at myself.
@Jules – I’m sneaking away from the fresh water misters to respond to you. I will take your suggestion to heart.
December 6th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
If push comes to shove, you could always take yourself out on a date. And if you’re feeling fresh after, you can hit on yourself and even make a move !
You can’t refuse yourself, or kick yourself out of the house. But you can make yourself feel good.
I’m sure there will be women trying to seduce you.
But you wouldn’t be into them anyway since you seem like the type of man that likes the thrill of the chase and to be the hunter.
I don’t know what you look like but I think your mind is hawt !
December 6th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
@Sandra – You’re probably right that I’d not really know what to do with a woman who tried to seduce me. I prefer chasing, probably. BUT I AM UP FOR TRYING NEW THINGS. And thank you for the compliment.
December 6th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
I -am- seducing you. Can’t you tell? Geez. -giggles like an idiot-
What if you’re getting drunk on cocktails, not just liquor by itself? Am I an alcoholic then or just a lush?
December 7th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Compliment whore!
December 7th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
@Susan – goof. heh. And cocktails are totally fine. That just means you’re festive.
@Danielle – You know what? When I get to Denver, I’m going to spank you.
December 7th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
I am going to let you. I may pretend like I am running and then trip and stall, I mean fall.