Random Esquire

1.  Dear Tiger Woods,

We know something’s up.

Shady.

Signed,

People who don’t really care beyond that point.

2.  Dear Couple who crashed the White House State Dinner,

WTH is wrong with you attention whores?

Dear Secret Service,

WTF.

Dear V.P.

Quit letting strange women put their hand on your chest and get a picture snapped.

Shady.

Signed,

Taxpayer.

3.  Dear Italian Public Prosecutor Guliano Mignini,

Are you the same public prosecutor that tapped the cell phone of Crime Novelist Doug Preston?  And bugged his partner’s car?  And dragged Preston down to Perugia to interrogate him and accused him of being an accessory to murder – all because he and his partner asked some questions about the serial killer in Florence who was never caught?   Right – you’re the one on trial for abuse of office and conflict of interest, correct?

You’re the same guy prosecuting Amanda Knox, right?

Just checking.

Shady.

Signed,

We’ve got our eye on you.