Random Esquire

Remember that jackass who made up sniglets?  words that aren’t in the dictionary but should be?

Well, I’ve got two I’d like him to brainstorm on.

A)  That bogus thin strip of bacon on the end of a package;

and

B)  That bit of hardened lotion that gets stuck in the pump and causes the lotion to squirt on the wall unexpectedly.

BOGUS.

Oh, and while we’re at it, do you know what Jergen’s lotion looks like on the wall?

Ayup.

I showed this to Little Filthy.  He stared at it.  Then he stared at me.  And then he went to get a drink and use his box.

I take it that’s a “No, I’m not doing that.”

Man, I thought my niece would love that.