Comments on: Stupid Stuff I Say and Fresh Express Jumps to Conclusions.

By: Bobbi Janay

Bobbi Janay — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 00:25:26 +0000

I love people who have dry senses of humor.

By: Random Esquire

Random Esquire — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:25:59 +0000

@MindyMom – totally. I blogged about stupid names for cars and said something like, “How about Yukon? Who the hell names a car after a potato?” And someone commented calling me an idiot and saying that the car was probably named after the Yukon Territory. I just wanted to sigh.

@Instigator – My only regret is having told you that story via IM and thereby denying me the opportunity to see you laugh that hard.

@QT – You’re in luck – chewing your toenails is still okay so don’t stop what you’re doing.

@Susan – Troublemaker!

@Aidan Donnelley Rowley – Noooooo, I had no urge to pretend the baby was mine. This seemed like the kind of rumor that had to be immediately put to death. If I could have, I’d have bought a Christmas Wreath to hang around the stroller that said, “Not RE’s.”

By: Random Esquire

Random Esquire — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:20:59 +0000

@Sandra – Monster says hi back to you.

@T – There is little I can confidently say that Fresh Express knows. Well, that she knows and that is true. She’s really something else.

@Linda – If you and Sandra lived nearby, the dog would be insanely pleased.

@MissMegs – Let’s see here…she’s about 5 feet tall, blondish hair that is about shoulder length, very thin, wears mom jeans and tank tops a lot (she does not wear a bra), as for someone that might look like her…hrm…That’s a hard one. I have to think on that.

@BLW – I did, indeed. Managed to still get them into the mail.

By: Aidan Donnelley Rowley @ Ivy League Insecurities

Aidan Donnelley Rowley @ Ivy League Insecurities — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:47:35 +0000

Did you want to pretend for a moment that the baby was yours? No? Not even for a minute or two? As always, thanks for the laugh and for the little window into a bright and unique mind.

By: Susan

Susan — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 04:05:23 +0000

You should totally let her keep thinking it’s your baby. -grin-

By: QTMama

QTMama — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:04:31 +0000

Cutting your toenails at work is not acceptable?!

I learn something new everyday here Cookie.

By: Instigator

Instigator — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:32:11 +0000

The story about your baby delights me still. Oh wait – not your baby? Ok, not your baby. Still making me laugh out loud.

By: MindyMom

MindyMom — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:48:59 +0000

I love a dry sense of humor. LOVE it. But there are many people who just dont get it. And then, somehow YOU feel stupid? Sheesh.

By: BigLittleWolf

BigLittleWolf — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:00:40 +0000

1. Did you remember to mail the cards & stickers?
2. I have been known to utter certain things aloud.
3. Generally followed by slapping my hand across my mouth, albeit too late.

By: MissMegs

MissMegs — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:54:57 +0000

I also have a dry sense of humor and I often surprise/confuse complete strangers with it. It’s a blast.

I want to see Fresh Express. I always thought it was fun to hear about her but now that I work with someone who I think might be her long lost twin I really need a visual. Maybe just an actress or character with similarities?