*Blink* I’m a stranger. Did you know that?
On my way home from the office yesterday, I noticed the woman in front of me shift slightly and start to walk oddly. She took a few larger than normal steps and then seemed to get back to her normal gait. I was passing her when she did it again and I sort of leaned back and looked at her and she said, “My underwear is not comfortable.”
*Blink*
Without thinking, I said, “I can tell!”
And that was my Wednesday.
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Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
That is too funny!
November 12th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
RE — this is CLASSIC. I will re-read this 10 years from now and say to myself, “Yup. Classic Randomesq.”.
Reading your blog, and knowing your sense of humor, gets me through the days. Thanks goodness it’s SFW, cause I’d probably be blind from gouging my eyes out at work if it was NSFW. Thank you. And good night.
November 12th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
@Christine – Have you ever done that?
@Ray – And your comment is classic Ray! Kind and giving me too much credit. And yeah, my blog is SFW – I’m like the Jay Leno of bloggers. Pretty clean, for the most part. heh.
November 12th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
People crack me up. The mental image of her walking to straighten out her undies is just..well not pretty. Thanks for the laugh though.
November 12th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
Holy crap! That is fuuuunny.
Surely she hasn’t tried a thong.
November 12th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Okay, I do that all the time.
HOWEVER, the difference is, I don’t announce why I walk like that. At least she’s honest.
November 12th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
No Candid Camera around? Sure?
November 13th, 2009 at 7:42 am
This is particularly fabulous Cookie. I love that you said, “I can tell”!! It’s like your own WTOTW!!
November 13th, 2009 at 10:28 am
@Linda – It was a really curious walk. It was pretty subtle but I couldn’t miss it.
@Mindy – You should have a thong-talk with her.
@Sandra – I appreciate your candor. heh.
@BigLittleWolf – If only!
@QT – Dude, yeah, this is the kind of weird stuff that happens to you. Heh.
November 13th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
RE: nope, never done that. I can’t even imagine doing that. Maybe I can imagine doing it, but I don’t think I’d explain myself if I got busted.
November 25th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
I just want to say “Classy”.