See, now, that right there? That’s jacked up.
I had a dream last night. In my dream, I was in college. I was in college with Debra Messing. We were good friends.
And then, one day, while we were walking across a bridge, I said something really cynical.
And Debra Messing laughed and smiled and said something very sweet to me.
And I knew right then that I’d fallen in love with Debra Messing.
And I couldn’t believe how I did not realize it before.
And I suddenly found her beautiful.
And I asked her to marry me.
And then I woke up.
And I turned on my laptop and looked at a picture of Debra Messing.
And in my after-dream glow, I still thought she was sort of hot.
And I’d never thought she was hot before this morning.
And that is why you should not eat ginger snaps before bed.
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Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
Love the moral of this story. Do NOT eat ginger snaps before bed or you will suddenly develop a crush on a semi-cute celebrity. Fun stuff as always!
November 10th, 2009 at 1:59 am
With that kind of sweet dream I would think you’d keep ginger snaps on your nightstand. Unless, of course, Debra decided to push you off that bridge.
November 10th, 2009 at 6:57 am
In your defense, she does have great hair.
November 10th, 2009 at 8:26 am
But she has no boobs at all. And we all know how RE loves some boobies.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:09 am
Did you have a tummy ache? Cause I can not imagine why anyone would EVER eat ginger snaps unless you had a tummy ache!
November 10th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Hahahaha……..
I am totally eating ginger snaps before bed. I need some humor injected into my dreams.
Thanks, I don’t know what I would do without your pearls of wisdom !
November 10th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Wonder who I will dream about if eat ginger snaps before bed…
November 10th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
What happens if you eat chocolate chip?
November 10th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
She’s certainly not ugly. Maybe I need to buy myself some ginger snaps…
November 10th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
@ADR – Not just a celebrity… a ginger. I ate ginger snaps and then had a dream about a ginger chick.
@debra – that’s a good point. Maybe I should try it again.
@Jane Wonder – I’m laughing because you’re the 2nd person to tell me she has great hair.
@T – I *must* have been in love in that dream. I didn’t even notice her breasts or lack thereof.
@Danielle – That made me laugh. No, no tummy ache. But you’re right – gingersnaps aren’t great. Do people really eat them for tummy aches??
@Sandra – Let me know if you end up having a dream about a gingerheaded kid. Got help you it doesn’t end up Bobby Flay, that douchebag.
@Linda – BOBBY FLAY. Don’t do it, Linda! HE IS A DOUCEBAG.
@BigLittleWolf – You ask an interesting question. I’ll be posting soon to addresst his comment.
@CBG – I have a whole new appreciation for her.