Comments on: Pap Smears Make Lousy Gifts http://randomesq.com/2009/10/26/pap-smears-make-lousy-gifts/ The Random Observations of a Random Esquire Sun, 06 May 2012 12:27:37 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Avitania http://randomesq.com/2009/10/26/pap-smears-make-lousy-gifts/comment-page-1/#comment-20543 Avitania Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:55:28 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=1841#comment-20543 So this reminds me of the time my coworkers in San Diego took me out for one last happy hour before I moved to Seattle. After we'd had a few drinks, one of my colleagues, a girl who was actually from Seattle, said, "Y'know, Seattle isn't so bad. It's just that in the winter, you really gotta watch out for black guys." The table goes kinda quiet, and all eyes turn to John, the only black guy in our group. Me, kinda drunk yet emitting nervous laughter - "Why should I avoid black guys in the winter?" John, with this look of laughter mixed with WTF: "Uh... well, I don't like cold weather, but..." Her: "Black ICE. You have to watch out for BLACK ICE, not black GUYS." Entire table: "OHHHHH..." So this reminds me of the time my coworkers in San Diego took me out for one last happy hour before I moved to Seattle. After we’d had a few drinks, one of my colleagues, a girl who was actually from Seattle, said, “Y’know, Seattle isn’t so bad. It’s just that in the winter, you really gotta watch out for black guys.”

The table goes kinda quiet, and all eyes turn to John, the only black guy in our group.

Me, kinda drunk yet emitting nervous laughter – “Why should I avoid black guys in the winter?”

John, with this look of laughter mixed with WTF: “Uh… well, I don’t like cold weather, but…”

Her: “Black ICE. You have to watch out for BLACK ICE, not black GUYS.”

Entire table: “OHHHHH…”

]]> By: Susan http://randomesq.com/2009/10/26/pap-smears-make-lousy-gifts/comment-page-1/#comment-20468 Susan Tue, 27 Oct 2009 01:36:33 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=1841#comment-20468 -snort- -snort-

]]> By: Sandra http://randomesq.com/2009/10/26/pap-smears-make-lousy-gifts/comment-page-1/#comment-20467 Sandra Tue, 27 Oct 2009 01:32:36 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=1841#comment-20467 Hahaha ! That's funny ! My dad said he has to sleep with the CPAP on his face machine for his sleep apnea. Just listening to him say CPAP makes me snicker every time. Btw, they don't use the term "pap smear" that often anymore at the gyno. Now they like to call it the "well woman exam" or some bullshit like that. Like it's supposed to make me feel better. Hahaha ! That’s funny !

My dad said he has to sleep with the CPAP on his face machine for his sleep apnea. Just listening to him say CPAP makes me snicker every time.

Btw, they don’t use the term “pap smear” that often anymore at the gyno. Now they like to call it the “well woman exam” or some bullshit like that. Like it’s supposed to make me feel better.

]]> By: Random Esquire http://randomesq.com/2009/10/26/pap-smears-make-lousy-gifts/comment-page-1/#comment-20463 Random Esquire Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:39:33 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=1841#comment-20463 @Kat - Pat Smear. That's horrible. We had a guy in high school named Michael Hawk. Mike Hawk. Ayup. Sounds like just 'my cock.' Nice! @BigLittleWolf - Little Filthy prefers milk stouts. Which are murder on his digestion since he's lactose intolerant. @Kat – Pat Smear. That’s horrible. We had a guy in high school named Michael Hawk. Mike Hawk. Ayup. Sounds like just ‘my cock.’ Nice!

@BigLittleWolf – Little Filthy prefers milk stouts. Which are murder on his digestion since he’s lactose intolerant.

]]> By: BigLittleWolf http://randomesq.com/2009/10/26/pap-smears-make-lousy-gifts/comment-page-1/#comment-20458 BigLittleWolf Mon, 26 Oct 2009 22:56:15 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=1841#comment-20458 1. Just read you over at IvyLeagueInsecurities. 2. You run no risk of being boring. 3. Apathetic? We don't care. U a-muse-us. 4. Does LF drink Pap Smear? 1. Just read you over at IvyLeagueInsecurities.
2. You run no risk of being boring.
3. Apathetic? We don’t care. U a-muse-us.
4. Does LF drink Pap Smear?

]]> By: Linda http://randomesq.com/2009/10/26/pap-smears-make-lousy-gifts/comment-page-1/#comment-20452 Linda Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:18:13 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=1841#comment-20452 You crack me up RE. Priceless... You crack me up RE. Priceless…

]]> By: T http://randomesq.com/2009/10/26/pap-smears-make-lousy-gifts/comment-page-1/#comment-20451 T Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:04:35 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=1841#comment-20451 Ha! That's too much. Ha! That’s too much.

]]> By: Kat http://randomesq.com/2009/10/26/pap-smears-make-lousy-gifts/comment-page-1/#comment-20449 Kat Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:50:11 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=1841#comment-20449 This band I used to listen to had a player named Pat Smear. Someone had a mean mother.... This band I used to listen to had a player named Pat Smear. Someone had a mean mother….

]]> By: QTMama http://randomesq.com/2009/10/26/pap-smears-make-lousy-gifts/comment-page-1/#comment-20447 QTMama Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:36:16 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=1841#comment-20447 Oh RE, you are priceless in so many ways ... Oh RE, you are priceless in so many ways …

]]> By: Random Esquire http://randomesq.com/2009/10/26/pap-smears-make-lousy-gifts/comment-page-1/#comment-20445 Random Esquire Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:23:05 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=1841#comment-20445 yup. yup.

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