Sex. With someone else.
So, you may recall that Besos has long, straight hair.
Exhibit 1
Exhibit 2
Except, not really.
Besos has straight hair like soccer moms have blond hair. That is to say: She totally does not.
I know this. But I rarely *see* the alternative. This is because she will blow dry it straight.
Except, last weekend, I did not give her much opportunity to blow dry her hair after her shower. Or dry off, for that matter, before I chased her down the hall.
The result?
Her hair was a wild mane of curls. Ringlets and big curls.
At some point, while *cough* making with the whoopie pancakes, I realized that I found the wild hair very, very attractive.
And then I realized part of the reason why I found it so attractive.
Because it was like having sex with a different woman.
Like sex with another woman and we’re having sex for the first time and I know exactly what she likes and she does everything I like.
WTF!
I wondered, briefly, if I should feel badly about this. I decided to consult Bev. Her diagnosis? “Guys like variety.”
Hmm.
I concluded that I needn’t feel badly. Mainly because I think it’s normal. And also because I told Besos and she laughed and said she was glad I liked her hair.
I informed her tonight that while I am seeing straight haired Besos, I am having an affair on the side with curly haired Besos and curly hair Besos was dirty minded and completely uninhibited.
She said we could test that theory.
But then I realized…straight haired Besos is dirty minded and completely uninhibited.
Random FTW!
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Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.
October 17th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Men liking variety is just one of the basics of dating 101. Why you would even ask if you should feel bad about this ? I was schooled early on this.
We’re taught that men like long, straight hair blown out. (Part of the lady in public image) But really, men love the wild wavy look pumped up with volume. (Part of the freak in private image)
I try to straighten my hair, but normally my hair is a hot, wavy mess.
Well, sounds like you’ve felt your way through things, I hope they end up working out.
October 17th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
I’m glad you’re finding pleasure in both Besos’…lucky lucky man.
October 17th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
1. Women also like variety.
2. Bald men are often hot lovers.
3. We know your position on bald men.
4. Curl YOUR hair.
5. Don a mardi gras mask.
6. Try a toga.
7. Give besos equal privileges.
October 17th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
This was an awesome entry!
October 17th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
@Sandra – I read your comment to Besos. After this part: “We’re taught that men like long, straight hair blown out. (Part of the lady in public image) But really, men love the wild wavy look pumped up with volume. (Part of the freak in private image)”, I turned to her and said, “SHE SPEAKS THE TRUTH.”
@Debra – She puts up with me pretty well.
@BigLittleWolf – I have absolutely nothing against bald men. And I’m sure they’re just as competent in bed as anyone else. All I’m saying is that I’m grateful for having a shaggy full head of hair that Besos likes to dig her fingers into.
@Susan – You crack me up. You like it when I’m sort of an ass. heh.
October 17th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
Greatness.
I love this post. Especially the vision of you chasing Besos, still wet and wild, down the hallway.
*cough*
Cuz, you know, she’s pretty damn hot.
*ahem*
Lucky you.
October 17th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
-grin- Yeah, I find a little assery charming.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
What’s this about you dissing bald men, hmmmm?
October 18th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
@T – You kill me. I have kindly placed a request to take more portraits of Besos – this time with the wild and crazy hair.
@Susan – I think most women do. Random FTW!
@MommaSunshine – Now, now, I wasn’t dissing bald men so much as lamenting the fact that if bald, Besos couldn’t play with my hair which I totally dig.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
I know it’s totally TMI, but I love a nice smooth bald head.
Wait………………what?
October 18th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
*Blink*
October 18th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
*looks around whistling*
October 20th, 2009 at 6:53 am
I’ll be waiting to see the curly haired Besos!
I wonder if once my belly finally looks huge and pregnant, if that will be like sex with a different woman for K? Somehow I think the theory is not quite the same in this case.