Wednesday Whatnots
1. I am blogging while waiting for the train to go to the theatre. Left work to go feed Little Filthy and go for a quick walk before heading to the show. It’s chilly but feels good to get out.
2. A co-worker was diagnosed with swine flu today. Viva la hand sanitizer.
3. You know what is the best thing about the chillier weather? Women in black leather boots with 3 inch heels. Lordy.
4. The worst part? Women in Uggs. Please to be cutting that out.
5. Lots of dudes on the train. All balding. That would suck. But maybe they don’t give a shit.
6. I saw a woman walking in my building today and she was chewing something. And I thought that if I had to look at her chew for the rest of my life, I’d be unhappy.
7. Behind her was a woman with a very wide jaw and mouth. Unusually wide. I almost expected her to lick her lips and her tongue to dart out to nab a fly.
8. Apparently I am sort of an ass on Wednesdays.
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Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.
October 14th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
I love the post were you are being an ass the most, maybe because I am really a bitch on the inside.
October 14th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
1. To see what? Will costuming include women in black boots?
2. That’s porcine flu to the non Mel Brooks crowd, H1N1 to the pseudo-intellectual (not to be confused with the pseudonymphomaniac).
3. Autumn footwear is the best for shoe-maniacs, and pseudo-shoe-maniacs. Uggs should be banned, or worn only by women with wide jaws who chew unknown objects.
4. Women with wide jaws who chew unknown objects secretly have closets filled with fine footwear (little known fact). Data is being held in Roswell, New Mexico, should you require it.
5. Bald dudes are often amazing lovers. Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it. Bald dudes in Uggs? Run.
6. Flies in your building?
7. Apparently hump day was slow this week.
8. I’m out. Perhaps I should go try on my boots. Mmmm. 10mm, as we pseudo-Frenchies might say.
October 14th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
PS.
Eva Mendes in Uggs chewing anything would be fine. No?
October 14th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
Happy Hump Day !
Oh Lord, I went to Santa Cruz to visit my friend and there was an awful invasion of college chicks in Ugg boots, excuse me, fake Ugg boots. Nothing worse than blonde bitches in Ugg boots.
Ugg boots are so 2003……..
October 14th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
I can’t -wait- until it gets cold enough here to break out my boots!
October 14th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
@bobbi – Heh. I’m sure there will be another.
@BigLittleWolf – I *WISH* it had been to see women in boots. As it happens, I had a press pass to the opening of Cats. And it sucked and I hated it. And I wanted to leave after the first half but felt that would be quite unfair to the young woman with me.
Pictures of said boots!
And Eva Mendes could be chewing my face off and she’d still be A-OK.
October 14th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
@Sandra – I think this is the second time you’ve expressed some hatred for the blondes. heh. Whatchoo got against blondes?
@Susan – When does that normally happen?
October 14th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
Random,
I don’t have anything against blondes. I was blonde myself for about four years in college. Sorry if it came across that way. It was just that most Ugg offenders are blondes, at least in my area.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:56 am
Um, I’m sorry…is every day Wednesday?
October 15th, 2009 at 5:57 am
I’ve heard that Uggs are comfy and 3 inch heels may often mangle poor unsuspecting lady feet. But what the hell do I know?
October 15th, 2009 at 6:56 am
1. Dude, it’s so cold here today! (I know I’m a day late responding but F it) I’m not thrilled about winter starting. You know, you should lie and say it’s like 80 there — quickest way to get me to visit
2. UGH! That happened at the restaurant this summer. I was not a happy girl.
3. That happens to be what I wore to work today (ok maybe not 3 inches but close)…. grey suit skirt, black tights, black tall boots w/ heels, black turtleneck and long multi-strand necklace. Hello hotness
4. HATE uggs.
5. They don’t care if they have lots of money and a big you-know-what…
6 & 7. You tend to fixate on one physical feature for an entire day, don’t you? haha
8. I like.
October 15th, 2009 at 8:17 am
Uggs… seriously? Ugg = Fug
When you ask them why they wear them, they go “because they’re so comfortable!!”
So are mens sweatpants. That doesn’t mean you wear them in public. Cut it out with the Uggs already people. They weren’t even cute when they somehow became popular 6 years ago… there still not… you look like a cavewoman.
End of story.
Sorry for being so harsh.
Apparently I’m sort of an ass on Thursday mornings.
October 15th, 2009 at 8:33 am
“And Eva Mendes could be chewing my face off and she’d still be A-OK.”
See? This is why I love me some RE.
October 15th, 2009 at 9:13 am
I have some fake uggs but they ONLY get worn to walk the dog through the slush & snow. And amen to girls in tall black boots. It inspires me to exercise! Although it makes me want to go shop for new ones which is bad for my bank account.
October 15th, 2009 at 9:38 am
2. I work at a college and every 5 ft there are hand sanitizers and posters about swine flu. My hands are raw from the flippin stuff…
3. Love boots..in fact right now I am wearing my black boots and jeans!
4. Uggs – Uck!
5. When I see men balding I just want to go up to them and say, “shave it off already dude!”
7. When I first read this I immediately thought of the Joker.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Thoughtful Thursday.
I’m thinking you are an abbreviated adjective.
Very Euro.
A tad 60s.
Makes me think of Gregory Peck and Sophia Loren.
Randomesq. Arabesq.
There’s nothing like missing a UE.
Fenderbenderesq.
Just sayin’ …
October 15th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Boot season begins sometime around Thanksgiving, and usually lasts until the middle of January, if we’re lucky. I do remember one year though it being warm enough in January for my sister and I to lay out on the cellar door in bikinis, so that’s not boot weather at all.
Our hospital has the H1N1 vaccine now, but just the nose one and I’m holding out for the shot. I don’t like having things in my nose. Also, we have had 3 confirmed cases on our floor already, so my exposure might be too high anyway. Oink. -giggle-
Poor, poor Random, having to sit through Cats. That’s a bit of a night mare, really.
October 17th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
@MommaSunshine – Sure seems that way with me, eh?
@Jane – Noooooooooooooooooooo, that’s a rumor.
@SnarkyRunner – Dude, it was 90 here today.
October 17th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
@MissMegs – Oo, can’t wait to see what you’re like next Thursday!
@QT – <3!
@Roose – Dog walking is a total free pass on Uggs. I know this because Little Filthy just told me so.
@Linda – Ooo, black boots. And yeah, balding guys should clip that stuff.
@BigLittleWolf – Fenderbenderesq made me laugh.
@Susan – holy crap, man, I hope you stay healthy!