Random Esquire

1. I am blogging while waiting for the train to go to the theatre. Left work to go feed Little Filthy and go for a quick walk before heading to the show. It’s chilly but feels good to get out.

2. A co-worker was diagnosed with swine flu today. Viva la hand sanitizer.

3. You know what is the best thing about the chillier weather? Women in black leather boots with 3 inch heels. Lordy.

4. The worst part? Women in Uggs. Please to be cutting that out.

5. Lots of dudes on the train. All balding. That would suck. But maybe they don’t give a shit.

6. I saw a woman walking in my building today and she was chewing something. And I thought that if I had to look at her chew for the rest of my life, I’d be unhappy.

7. Behind her was a woman with a very wide jaw and mouth. Unusually wide. I almost expected her to lick her lips and her tongue to dart out to nab a fly.

8. Apparently I am sort of an ass on Wednesdays.