Little Filthy Philanthropist, the Whoman, Eyeballs, etc.
1. Little Filthy is donating a library to a local elementary school. His portrait is going to hang over the Berenstain Bears bookshelf.
The artist? A good friend – Abby McMillen – whose Folk Dogs are soon going to appear on boxes of Barkwheats. She was recently featured on Phetched.
2. As you may recall from the *cough* asshole conversation *cough*, a friend wished to set me up. Circumstances prevented me from attending an event at which I would have met her and really, that was fine with me. Frankly, I don’t know how I would have ever explained why I was looking under her dress to see if she had a peg leg. I shouldn’t joke. Like I said, she could be a perfectly nice whoman.
3. Instigator and I had lunch today. I can’t wait to take a picture of her eyeball because if you thought my eyeball was interesting, wait until you get a load of that ball-o-color.
4. Little Filthy tore another pad off his paw. This time the other back paw. And this time, he ate the bandaid. *sigh*
5. I need a back massage. My back feels like a box of rawhide knots.
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Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
Love the artwork! She needs to Folk Dog Kala – preferably her “blue screen of death look.”
How did LF tear another pad? Has he been doing Parkour while you’re at work?
September 29th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Kala would be easy what with her not having a 3-D face to begin with.
No idea what he’s doing. I think he’s skidding on the living room rug. Man, it just sort of kills me to see him limp or do a funny waggle-walk. The other night, I put an ice cube in a paper towel on it and he loved it. Fell right asleep, happy as can be. Ridiculous.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
Oh man, the doggie limp thing just breaks my heart!
Really? from sliding across the rug? nah.. I think he’s scaling walls looking for squirrels
And Kala is 3d – just slightly flat.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Seriously you were staring at my eyeballs? I thought you were mostly staring at my cleavage.
September 29th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
I’m surprised that RE even noticed you have a head. I’m pretty sure that my body has never been viewed above my neckline
And… on another note, this whole eyeball thing is FREAKING me out. I have such an eyeball phobia that I can’t even imagine taking pictures of eyes. Even reading about it makes me queasy.
GAG
September 29th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Wow, you but an ice cube on his paw? I can no longer say I have the word’s most spoiled dog I think LF takes the cake.
September 29th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Wow. You taught LF philanthropy?! That’s so much better than eating a banana. Or watermelon.
That is a cool pic of him.
September 29th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
So little Filthy is donating a library shelf ? That’s so nice. My grandma’s little fluffy poodle Molly gives me birthday cards and money. I should introduce Molly to Little Filthy.
She is fixed so Little Filthy can have fun all night long.
Good thing you’re not a woman, your little monster would eat your menstrual pads.
September 30th, 2009 at 7:42 am
Ok, THAT is awesome. I LOVE art and this reminds me of George Rodrigue’s Blue Dog series.
September 30th, 2009 at 10:00 am
Love the dog artwork. Wow..ice cube+papertowel = sleep. My dog would have eaten the paper towel and the ice cube!
September 30th, 2009 at 10:49 am
Maybe LF is eating his toe pads off. Could be some weird disorder dogs get, like poop eating, which he also does. Maybe LF is just a compulsive eater of things that should not be eaten.
September 30th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
thanks for the shameless folk dog promo! little filthy is so generous.
i love lauri’s version of the two of you, too. rascals.
September 30th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
“Eyeball”….that word just sort of makes me cringe….a little.
October 1st, 2009 at 8:09 pm
@Instigator – I was staring at your cleavage. The two are not mutually exclusive.
@Bev – I promise to make a pretty picture with the eyeball shots.
@Bobbi – heh. How do you spoil your dog?
@Amira – some people just teach their dog to sit, stay, etc. OH NO. Not me. Charity and love of art, all the way, baby.
@Sandra – I have….no words. heh.
@T – Isn’t it? I think it’s pretty damn cool looking.
@linda – It’s great, isn’t it? And he did eat both of his bandaids.
@missmegs – you know, it is very possible. He’s been licking them excessively lately. *sigh*
@abby – Well, I’m kidding about the library thing – heh. It just seems like the kind of picture that kids would LOVE – with the primary colors.
October 2nd, 2009 at 8:45 am
You called me out she is a very spoiled dog.