WTF. WTMF.
I don’t know what is up with me this week. I started off melancholy and even blogged about it before deciding that even I didn’t want to read that crap. Then I made the entry private. And now? Now I’m in some sort of angry stage. I don’t get it. It’s like I’m going through the stages of grief or something over here.
But since we’re here, let’s flesh out the angry, shall we?
1. You might be a 60 year old man if you’re still telling that stupid Norm from Cheers joke about it being a dog-eat-dog world and you’re wearing milkbone underpants. Cut it out.
2. I discovered today that someone was using one of my photos… without attributing it to me. You know what you shouldn’t do? Steal someone else’s intellectual property. You know what else is stupid? Stealing an attorney‘s intellectual property. You know what is smart? Immediately fixing the problem and not doing it again. Idiot.
3. I disappointed someone last week. More than one someone, really. Ugh, what a horrible feeling. Anger at myself.
4. I ordered something a couple of weeks ago that should have been done today. And yet, it wasn’t and I was not given an explanation on why.
5. If you’re looking for something in the grocery store and I am standing nearby, you can just ask me to help you. You do not need to stand there looking puzzled and saying, “Oh man, I just don’t see what I’m looking for….” and then casually looking over to me. Because you know what you’re going to see if you do?
You’re going to see Blank Face. You know what that is? It’s when I void out all expression from my face so that my obvious “fuck you” thought isn’t apparent just from looking at me.
I just sat here and tried to figure out which of my four humors (sex, food, attention, or sleep) was lacking. And you know what?
IT IS ALL OF THEM.
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Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.
September 17th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
Man, it sounds like you are having a rough couple of weeks.
September 17th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
If it’s “All of them” GET BUSY!!!!
Plus, can you fix #3? Maybe it’s effecting more than your humors?
September 17th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
@Bobbi Janay – Right? Nah, really, I think I’m lucky as hell but just feeling off lately. I was thrown by something and can’t seem to right myself just yet.
@debra – I can’t really fix #3. At least, not completely.
You know what I think I need? I feel like playing catch. I need a baseball glove, a baseball, and another person.
September 18th, 2009 at 1:00 am
Instead of a baseball and glove could a rubber ball and your niece do the trick? Sometimes simply playing with a child can plant a big smile in your heart that can be just the thing you need.
September 18th, 2009 at 6:08 am
I generally don’t handle it well when someone throws a ball at me. I’m a girl. I usually duck and cover.
But yeah, I can relate to this because it happens to me too. The whole “I was thrown by something and can’t seem to right myself just yet.”…. Yeah. I get it. It sounds like the disappointment last week may have been the thing that threw you.
Eh, we all make mistakes. The ship will right itself soon and everything else will be good too.
Big love.
September 18th, 2009 at 7:28 am
I wondered what happened to your last entry – I went to comment and it was gone! You know what your deal is – you’re in LynchWithdrawal.
Or maybe it’s KalaWithdrawal. Drink two glasses of Sangria and call me in the morning. Oh. and move your ass out here! We miss you!
September 18th, 2009 at 8:12 am
@debra – That would do it – except I can’t throw all the way to New Jersey.
I will call my niece and nephew this weekend and I am sure you are correct – I will have a big grin on my face.
@T – thank you, T.
@Bev – Dude. Stages of grief for LynchWithdrawl and KalaWithdrawal is totally it! And BEV, two glasses of your Sangria LACED WITH RUM almost killed me. REMEMBER?
September 18th, 2009 at 9:05 am
It seems like it is time to teach Rocco to play catch.
September 18th, 2009 at 9:11 am
He throws like a girl.
September 18th, 2009 at 10:15 am
Don’t beat yourself up. You are allowed to be off every once in a while. Come visit the Colodaro Crew and we will help you get over it.
September 18th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
I can’t believe someone tried to snake your one of your pictures from you. What part of Esq do people not understand ??????
I bet that pic was probably of Little Filthy, since he’s so adorable. How could you not want a piece of that ?
I really hope that someone didn’t take Besos’s picture and call her his girlfriend.
I hope you feel better and get your man parts played with soon.
September 19th, 2009 at 3:10 am
I always go through serious withdrawals when I come home from Seattle. Maybe that’s it. I’m sorry you’re feeling down.