The Real Four Humors.
Have you heard of Humorism? It is belief that the body is healthy if the four humors are in balance – black bile, yellow bile, phlegm and blood.
Well, those humors are a bunch of crap. I’ll tell you what the four humors really are.
a) Sex
b) Food
c) Attention
d) Sleep
If any of those four things are not in balance, I am grumpy. I am always in a good mood unless one of those four things has somehow gone awry. If I am stomping around, Besos need only run through that list to figure out what it could be and sure enough, I’m either horny, hungry, needy, or sleepy. And the solution is simple: Fuck me, feed me, pet me, put me to bed.
I could have been a doctor.
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Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.
August 26th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Amen, Doc!
August 26th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Yep. I 2nd Debra’s response. Me too.
August 26th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
OMG. That is freaking hilarious, RE.
But it begs the question, what should we infer about how this is connected to you and Little Filthy?
Thank God for Besos…
August 27th, 2009 at 5:24 am
That’s a best-selling book right there.
Mind you, it’s only a page long but still…
August 27th, 2009 at 7:32 am
Are you talking about you or little filthy?
August 27th, 2009 at 7:44 am
Besos would tell you that Little Filthy and I have the same personality. We’re rotten but usually get away with it. Of course, a big difference is that he’s fixed. So he doesn’t enjoy all of the humors.
@CBG – Do these four apply to you, too?
August 27th, 2009 at 7:45 am
*Blink*
WELL DAMN. You’re easy.
*Snort*
August 27th, 2009 at 9:57 am
Yep, I too, concur.
“Fuck me, feed me, pet me, put me to bed.”
Simple needs really but so hard to fulfill sometimes.
August 27th, 2009 at 10:59 am
bahaha! You boys are all the same! It just gets confusing when you need more than one at the same time….. Things could get really complicated and uncomfortable if done in the wrong order
August 27th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Holy hell, you’re so right!
August 27th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
We can’t have a grumpy RE now can we?
;P