George Costanza? Gifting… and I tell a stranger that she has a nice butt.
1. Good God. I was offline for one day and returned to find that I look like George Costanza.
2. I had a friend in law school who would refer to pooping as ‘gifting’ – so she’d say, “I just gifted,” or “I left you a gift.” Well, there is this Folger’s commercial about a dancer that I see most mornings during the Today show. And the lyrics say, “It’s early, light breaks through. Music and dancing calling you. Just need that mountain grown lift before you share your gift.” Yeah. All I can think about is people who need a cup of coffee before they can poop.
3. I took the last couple of days off of work to spend with a buddy who was in town. This morning, we ended up on a boat and then walking out by the lake. We were walking through the grass toward the lake and there was a young woman in jogging clothes on her back doing butt lifts. She was listening to an iPod and just doing her exercises as we approached.
Well, at the time, my buddy and I were talking about Besos and just as we passed this woman, I said, “She’s got a nice butt.” The woman lowered her butt down to the ground and lifted up on an elbow to look at me because she thought that I was talking about her and her butt.
We made brief eye contact and I just kept moving. Oh well. I guess a random compliment never hurt anyone.
Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.
August 25th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
2. Hey. Its the BEST part of waking up…
August 25th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
2. My aunt always called it gifting and I thought the same thing when I saw that commercial! Haha
August 25th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
I have potty humor, and never lack for terms on “gifting.”
I also never turn down compliments on my ass, intentional or not.
August 25th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
* absolutely no comment whatsoever *
August 25th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
I’ll never think of Folgers the same way again.
And yeah, somehow I don’t think the chick minded the comment!
August 25th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
@CMC – You know, when I see that you’ve commented, I have a mixture of excitement and dread now.
@Chivahn – WE ARE SO IN TUNE.
@Sandra – I don’t think I fully appreciated the qualities of a nice ass until I started dating Besos. And now, I can not stop appreciating the qualities of her nice ass.
@Amira – You know, Amira….you’re a bit of a tease with me. heh.
@MindyMom – Heeeeeey. Well, after that GNO picture, I think the next five comments you get from me are all going to include, “how you doin’?”
August 25th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
Who, me? A tease? Whatever do you mean, Mr. RE? *blushwinkblink*
I honestly had no comment. Combining poop, coffee, nice ass and George Costanza all on one post? Eeesh. I think that *I* felt violated.
* laughing at the comment to Mindy * Too funny. Glad you enjoyed our pic soooooooooooooo much.
August 25th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
@Amira – I laughed, reading this. You’re right. I had not intended to mix poop, coffee, a nice ass and George Costanza all into one post. It is rather off-putting, isn’t it?
Tsk. I had to make up for it by writing something more meaningful tonight.
-R.
August 26th, 2009 at 8:04 am
George Costanza? I’ll stick with the actor pic i sent you as my visual of you instead…heh.
August 26th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
#2 – YES. and sometimes, sometimes, a cigarette as well. just to help it along.