Molest, colita, lipstick, chocolate, and coffee.
1. It’s been a nice weekend. Besos and I had a very nice dinner of French food with another couple on Saturday night. And we woke up this morning to a beautiful day in Chicago. Within moments of waking, we decided to walk to a nearby breakfast restaurant and eat outside. Here’s Little Filthy under the table hoping his sad faces will convince another diner to give him something to eat.
2. I sent Besos a text message tonight to let her know that CMC wanted to know what color lipstick she is wearing in her pictures here and here. Then I asked her what I should write about tonight. Here is how that conversation went:
RE: What should I write about today?
Besos: I don’t know. What has happened?
RE: I molested you.
Besos: Yeah, yeah, but that’s not news, especially in QT’s blog!!!!!!!!! Don’t think I did not notice!
Oops. Okay, so, I may have said something in the comments here.
RE: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Besos: Poking my colita!
Besos: I am over chocolate.
Besos: Ok, so brand is Estee Lauder, the color is 732 Darling Diva. Heh, that’s the name.
RE: No more coffee for you at breakfast. How about I just blog this conversation? Okay? Okay!
Besos: Hey! What part?
RE: You know. Molest, colita, lipstick, chocolate, and coffee. Just the standard stuff.
*pause*
RE: You love me.
Besos: Yeah, but that doesn’t mean you’re not rotten.
3. I suspect that Little Filthy may have licked my sandwich tonight.
A friend, upon hearing this news, said, “Five second rule!”
Which really makes you have to wonder how liberally people apply this rule.
And the answer to your question is yes. Yes, I did.
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Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.
August 23rd, 2009 at 9:46 pm
NO SHAME.
August 23rd, 2009 at 10:30 pm
Regarding the five second rule…..um, I am so guilty(I always forget that she licks her own crotch until after I eat it, gross!) Filthy is adorable, I know an adorable 2 year old puggle lady who would love him
August 23rd, 2009 at 10:36 pm
@Courtney – I told Little Filthy. He insists on seeing a picture first as he’s been burned on internet dating before.
And every time I go to your blog, I spent about a half hour afterwards singing, “BLOGGING MATILDA, BLOGGING MATILDA! You’ll come a blogging Matilda with me!”
Re: your last entry on words of wisdom for 1Ls – you said: “Life at the bottom of the curve can however have perks.” When I was in law school, I often heard this saying:
People who made As in law school go on to teach law.
People who made Bs in law school go on to become judges.
People who made Cs in law school go on to make money.
-R.
August 23rd, 2009 at 10:49 pm
2. Ummmmm – I already ordered 2 tubes of 732 on ebay! I loves Besos!
Also, I dunno, RE, maybe you did it wrong? Why is Besos over chocolate? Unless… chocolate isn’t the double entendre I took it for…
3. @Courtney – This *might* be taken out of context: “I always forget that she licks her own crotch until after I eat it.”
August 23rd, 2009 at 10:50 pm
Little Filthy seems a lot like his father, I’m just sayin’. My little Bella would be turned off by his obvious superficial nature. She’ll have you know that she is one fine looking girl, and she has tremendous personality despite her slight under bite.
I can’t thank you enough for sharing that saying, at least now I can be sure millions are in my future
Keep singing, feel free to post podcasts.
August 23rd, 2009 at 10:57 pm
@CMC – Definitely NOT a double entendre. heh. She likes chocolate so much that she insists I lock it in my safe. I don’t eat the stuff so she got a piece yesterday and declared that it tasted old. And that she’d never tasted old chocolate before. heh.
And I choked on my laugh at your comment to Courtney!
@Courtney – Dude. Did you see what CMC said? And Little Filthy is, unfortunately….quite a bit like me. Ohhh, and LF says no to the underbite. Causes too much scraping.
August 23rd, 2009 at 11:07 pm
@CMC- I just spit (actual saliva, and nothing else that could be possibly dirty) on my computer screen laughing so hard. Wow, hmmm. I can’t even defend myself on that one. I must say, I love the atmosphere over here in your comments section, RE. You hang with a good crowd
August 24th, 2009 at 8:33 am
I’m not sure it can be called “molesting” if she’s a willing participant, though. Perhaps it’s more like, RAVISHED.
No that’s too Harlequin romance.
Eh, you molested her. For sure.
August 24th, 2009 at 10:27 am
Offfff course you did!!!
August 26th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
I love the fact that he is playing the they starve me, please feed me card. I like the name of the lipstick, and dude you are hopeless.
August 26th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
**laugh**
Yes. I am hopeless.