Distraction and co-dependence.
Besos and I sat by the river, watching the boats go by.
1. Besos and I went to a French restaurant along Michigan avenue on Saturday night. Shortly after we’d been seated, she said, “I am glad that you are sitting on that side and that I am sitting on this side.” I asked why and she said softly, “Because the woman who just sat down behind you, facing me, is wearing a bra that does this, ” and she made an upward motion with her hands, “and this,” and she made a, er…pressing together motion. She said, “I’m distracted.”
I casually glanced behind me as if to look for our server. Not only was her bra working a double shift, her top apparently decided to take half the day off. I grinned and turned back to Besos.
She shook her head and rolled her eyes.
2. Little Filthy and I are spending too much time together. I concluded this when I noticed something today. As you may know, Little Filthy is box trained so, while he goes outside regularly, he is also trained like a cat and can opt for his box. We were seated on the couch together this morning when I got up to use the restroom. He got up as well and went to his box. And we met back on the couch.
I looked at him and he looked back at me. And that’s when I decided that we’d been spending too much time together.
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Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.
August 16th, 2009 at 11:47 am
1. I’d be distracted too. In the kind of way that would make me crave a tall glass of milk….
2. Little Filthy, as it turns out, is an Enabler. Please, if you don’t enroll him in a 12-step program, get him help SOMEWHERE.
August 16th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
We were at a restaurant when my husband noticed this diner who was standing at her table, and her ass was totally hanging out of her dress. The dress was some kind of wrap – that managed to unwrap itself in back and she must have been wearing a thong cause you could see her butt, exposed, nearly all the way to her waist. It was fascinating – in that train wreck sort of way.
August 16th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
1. *rolling my eyes too*
2. LOL
August 17th, 2009 at 10:24 am
1) Besos knows you would have drooled all over yourself had you been sitting where she was. Therefore, this woman knows you well. Heh.
2) You know, I’ve heard around some parts, then spending too much time with your pet, you two will start to resemble each other. And THAT thought just makes me giggle away!
August 17th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Wow it is time for you and LF to enroll in therapy.
August 17th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
haha the second story is too cute
August 17th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
@CMC – I can’t get him help. I like his enabling.
@Instigator – Oh, I’ve got to hear more about this tomorrow in the office.
@Amira – Heh, you rollin’ your eyes at me now, too?
@QT – Oh, I wouldn’t have drooled. They were fake. I like factory original parts. And Little Filthy and I are already practically twins so I fear not your prediction.
@Bobbi Janay – You are probably right. Wanna be our therapist?
@Carolina – It was a sad realization when we met back at the couch. I thought, “Well, that was weird and shouldn’t keep happening.”
August 17th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
No I couldn’t because FootFoot and I should probably be on the coach beside you two.
August 17th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
Any guy, but especially one who already has a hot woman by his side (and in his bed at night), who *STILL* leers at other women’s boobs? Yeah. That guy deserves more than one set of eyes rolling.
August 17th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
@Amira – *laugh* Now, in my defense…I do not actually go all moon-eyed and stupid. It is more of a laughing joke because I am addicted to bewbs. I’m sort of stupid but I’m loyal as all hell (which is why Besos can laugh about it). Funny that you should comment right now because I”m reading your blog at this very moment.
August 17th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Ohhhh, okay. So you’re THAT guy–the one who thinks that if he says things a certain way, i.e., “I’m loyal even though I’m addicted to bewbs,” that he can get away with, ahem, “appreciating” a woman’s mangoes.
Right.
Still getting the eye-rolling. I know your kind, RE.
My blog isn’t very funny right now. But I am doing better since the last post.
August 17th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
@Amira – *laugh* I can appreciate your cynicism and you are right – it was a dumb thing for me to say. I’m a stereotype!
Ah, well, I don’t go to your blog for funny, really – I go for Amira, funny or not. It’s always real and I like that.
-R.
August 17th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Guys and boobs. Nothing changes–regardless of semantics. They are like magnetic poles. Well, actually it’s just the guys being pulled in by the boobs…for the most part…(I digress)…
Thank you re: why you read my blog. Your words are much appreciated, RE.
August 17th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
@Amira- In RE’s defense……..nahhh, I can’t think of one
August 18th, 2009 at 9:51 am
Thank you, Goddess Besos, for confirming what we all know to be the ultimate truth re: RE and bewbs.