Twitter, hotdogs, hallways, understatements and terrorists.
1. Who’s usin’ twitter? I’m Randomesq. Be warned: it ain’t pretty.
2. QTMama has a date tonight with this guy she likes to snog. I decided to make a bet with her.
Via Text, I dared her to work a phrase into casual conversation with the guy. The phrase? “…like tossing a hotdog down a hallway.” I told her that if she did it, I’d buy her some K-cups for her Keurig.
She texted back: “But, what does that even mean?”
At this point, I burst out laughing. Then came her next text: “I would totally say that. I want K-cups.”
Then I told her what it meant.
She said, “It means that? Dammit. Okay. I’m still saying it.”
This should be good.
3. Instigator sent me a text tonight informing me that her daughter had just broken her (daughter’s) arm. I asked how it happened. Here’s what Instigator had to say:
“She fell out of a tree. Still at hospital.”
“Scared shitless. Thank God I wasn’t with her. Poor little baby. Dr. happened to be in the park who stayed until we got there.”
“Her arm looked fucked up. She was trying to show her sitter she could get out of the tree one handed cause she wanted her iTouch in her other hand.”
And then my favorite:
“That demonstration backfired.”
heh. Instigator.
4. I’m packing up for a quick little roadtrip this weekend. Little Filthy is going to stay with his grandparents. My mother said, “That little terrorist.”
*sigh*
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Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.
August 1st, 2009 at 12:37 am
Thanks for stopping by my blog and leaving a comment on my blog. Cute dog
August 1st, 2009 at 2:08 am
What’s a K-cup?
August 1st, 2009 at 7:34 am
@Sandra – my pleasure.
@Susan – Good God, I didn’t realize how …well, how odd that might sound. K-Cup sounds sort of dirty, doesn’t it?
It’s a coffee pod to be used in a Keurig Coffee maker. heh.
August 1st, 2009 at 9:09 am
What is “…like tossing a hotdog down a hallway”??
August 1st, 2009 at 11:05 am
I second MindyMom’s question. No idea..and what happened, did QT say it?
August 1st, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Have fun on your trip. Sad to hear about the little girls arm, Instigator response is along the lines of my something my dad would say on one of the many occasions I hurt myself when I was younger.
August 2nd, 2009 at 9:01 am
YES QT said it! And I introduced that phrase so wonderfully that RE owes me K Cups! And apparently RE’s dirty mind is the only one who knew what the hell that meant.
August 2nd, 2009 at 3:44 pm
@Mindymom & Besos – Now I’m embarrassed. It means…hm….it’s a relatively crass way of describing sex with a ‘loose’ woman. Gah.
@Bobbi Janay – Heh. Did you hurt yourself often?
August 2nd, 2009 at 6:34 pm
I would love to hear just how QT worked that into the conversation.
And for the record, I didn’t know what it meant either.
August 2nd, 2009 at 7:25 pm
@Jenn – I’m waiting to hear this, too. I’m thinking that she can’t collect until she blogs about it.