I decided to indulge a little this morning. This means I decided to eat a breakfast sandwich. The ‘a little’ means it was on a whole grain english muffin, had turkey sausage, egg white and low fat cheese.
I can deal with this. It tastes just fine to me.
But you know what ruined it very quickly?
That little bit of toenail you sometimes find in sausage.
GAH.
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July 30th, 2009 at 8:41 am
That’s like the golden ticket in Willy Wonka! You’re not going to eat that toenail? Are you sure it wasn’t the toenail of the person who made you the sammich?
July 30th, 2009 at 8:42 am
Gross.
July 30th, 2009 at 9:08 am
OMG, that is foul! I don’t eat any kind of ground meat, I don’t like mysteries. I love veggie-sausage, though. Soybeans don’t have toenails. Maybe they should add walnut shells as “fauxnails”.
July 30th, 2009 at 10:12 am
Oh God. Did you buy that at Starbucks? That sandwich is what I get when I need to get “food” in the morning. Here’s hoping I don’t encounter any keratin the next time I need a nosh. BLECH.
July 30th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Just go with the traditional Egg Mcmuffin – no toenails in Canadian bacon. And its really not so bad on the calorie count.
July 31st, 2009 at 10:08 am
Seriously?
(As I spit out my sausage croisandwich from Sonic…)
Um… thanks for that.
August 10th, 2009 at 9:01 am
I remember finding a chicken toe nail (or bird talon, or whatever its actually called) in my chicken patty once in high school.
I’m reading “Skinny Bitch” right now, and the details about meat factories are reallllllly gross. And sad
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