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Help! The dingo’s got my baby!

July 30, 2009 By: Random Esquire Category: Little Filthy

dingodog

GAH.

July 30, 2009 By: Random Esquire Category: food, Raves

I decided to indulge a little this morning.  This means I decided to eat a breakfast sandwich.  The ‘a little’ means it was on a whole grain english muffin, had turkey sausage, egg white and low fat cheese.

I can deal with this.  It tastes just fine to me.

But you know what ruined it very quickly?

That little bit of toenail you sometimes find in sausage.

GAH.


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