Comments on: I have no words. http://randomesq.com/2009/06/14/i-have-no-words/ The Random Observations of a Random Esquire Sun, 06 May 2012 12:27:37 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Avitania http://randomesq.com/2009/06/14/i-have-no-words/comment-page-1/#comment-15966 Avitania Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:15:24 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=1105#comment-15966 My favorite comment so far on this item: "It's like a Snuggie for your anus!" My favorite comment so far on this item: “It’s like a Snuggie for your anus!”

]]> By: T http://randomesq.com/2009/06/14/i-have-no-words/comment-page-1/#comment-15919 T Wed, 17 Jun 2009 02:09:10 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=1105#comment-15919 O..... Kay..... O….. Kay…..

]]> By: QTMama http://randomesq.com/2009/06/14/i-have-no-words/comment-page-1/#comment-15896 QTMama Tue, 16 Jun 2009 13:38:11 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=1105#comment-15896 I don't care if I was a starving to death actress, I would have turned this part down in an instant. Seriously. I don’t care if I was a starving to death actress, I would have turned this part down in an instant. Seriously.

]]> By: lily http://randomesq.com/2009/06/14/i-have-no-words/comment-page-1/#comment-15873 lily Mon, 15 Jun 2009 22:53:47 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=1105#comment-15873 WHAT. THE. F*CK??? WHAT. THE. F*CK???

]]> By: Spanky http://randomesq.com/2009/06/14/i-have-no-words/comment-page-1/#comment-15863 Spanky Mon, 15 Jun 2009 17:02:39 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=1105#comment-15863 Wow! The perfect client gift. Do you think I could get them with my buisness card embedded in the handle? Wow! The perfect client gift. Do you think I could get them with my buisness card embedded in the handle?

]]> By: Snarky Runner http://randomesq.com/2009/06/14/i-have-no-words/comment-page-1/#comment-15860 Snarky Runner Mon, 15 Jun 2009 15:49:26 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=1105#comment-15860 Holy Hell. Who comes up with this stuff?!?! Holy Hell. Who comes up with this stuff?!?!

]]> By: Beth http://randomesq.com/2009/06/14/i-have-no-words/comment-page-1/#comment-15855 Beth Mon, 15 Jun 2009 12:58:13 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=1105#comment-15855 Um ... Um ... Um, OK, some people can't reach around behind themselves because of "loss of range of motion" is the conceit here, right? So, they're goin' in from the front, as it were? Or do they still need to reach around behind themselves? And the fat dude? OHMYGOD, man! If you're so fat that you can't reach your ass to wipe yourself, it's time to lose some weight! There's an episode of "The Simpsons" in which Bart gets really fat and washes himself with a rag on a stick. That's what came to mind when I watched that "commercial." And P.S. Can you imagine how hard it was to cast that thing?! I'd love to be a fly on the wall during that conversation with an agent. Um … Um … Um, OK, some people can’t reach around behind themselves because of “loss of range of motion” is the conceit here, right? So, they’re goin’ in from the front, as it were? Or do they still need to reach around behind themselves?

And the fat dude? OHMYGOD, man! If you’re so fat that you can’t reach your ass to wipe yourself, it’s time to lose some weight!

There’s an episode of “The Simpsons” in which Bart gets really fat and washes himself with a rag on a stick. That’s what came to mind when I watched that “commercial.”

And P.S. Can you imagine how hard it was to cast that thing?! I’d love to be a fly on the wall during that conversation with an agent.

]]> By: KT http://randomesq.com/2009/06/14/i-have-no-words/comment-page-1/#comment-15852 KT Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:59:24 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=1105#comment-15852 Dude. I triple dog dare you to buy that for someone. Anyone. Dude. I triple dog dare you to buy that for someone. Anyone.

]]> By: Editor http://randomesq.com/2009/06/14/i-have-no-words/comment-page-1/#comment-15833 Editor Sun, 14 Jun 2009 21:24:09 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=1105#comment-15833 Well, I'm in. Where do I buy one? Well, I’m in. Where do I buy one?

]]> By: Susan http://randomesq.com/2009/06/14/i-have-no-words/comment-page-1/#comment-15831 Susan Sun, 14 Jun 2009 20:55:18 +0000 http://randomesq.com/?p=1105#comment-15831 Oh...my...god. Oh…my…god.

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