Um … Um … Um, OK, some people can’t reach around behind themselves because of “loss of range of motion” is the conceit here, right? So, they’re goin’ in from the front, as it were? Or do they still need to reach around behind themselves?
And the fat dude? OHMYGOD, man! If you’re so fat that you can’t reach your ass to wipe yourself, it’s time to lose some weight!
There’s an episode of “The Simpsons” in which Bart gets really fat and washes himself with a rag on a stick. That’s what came to mind when I watched that “commercial.”
And P.S. Can you imagine how hard it was to cast that thing?! I’d love to be a fly on the wall during that conversation with an agent.
Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.
June 14th, 2009 at 6:52 am
O.M.G. absolutely ridiculous
June 14th, 2009 at 11:48 am
“It’s just as easy to use as a shower brush!”
…except you USE IT ON YOUR ASS. Sweet jeebus. I just barfed a little.
June 14th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Whoa, what won’t they try to sell?
June 14th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Good god…that is unholy. Since when is holding toilet paper and wiping you own ass really that much of a problem?
I’m going to scrub my brain with a bottle brush now.
June 14th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Oh…my…god.
June 14th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Well, I’m in. Where do I buy one?
June 15th, 2009 at 4:59 am
Dude. I triple dog dare you to buy that for someone. Anyone.
June 15th, 2009 at 6:58 am
Um … Um … Um, OK, some people can’t reach around behind themselves because of “loss of range of motion” is the conceit here, right? So, they’re goin’ in from the front, as it were? Or do they still need to reach around behind themselves?
And the fat dude? OHMYGOD, man! If you’re so fat that you can’t reach your ass to wipe yourself, it’s time to lose some weight!
There’s an episode of “The Simpsons” in which Bart gets really fat and washes himself with a rag on a stick. That’s what came to mind when I watched that “commercial.”
And P.S. Can you imagine how hard it was to cast that thing?! I’d love to be a fly on the wall during that conversation with an agent.
June 15th, 2009 at 9:49 am
Holy Hell. Who comes up with this stuff?!?!
June 15th, 2009 at 11:02 am
Wow! The perfect client gift. Do you think I could get them with my buisness card embedded in the handle?
June 15th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
WHAT. THE. F*CK???
June 16th, 2009 at 7:38 am
I don’t care if I was a starving to death actress, I would have turned this part down in an instant. Seriously.
June 16th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
O….. Kay…..
June 17th, 2009 at 11:15 am
My favorite comment so far on this item: “It’s like a Snuggie for your anus!”