10 totally useless things you don’t need to know.
1. I went to a wine tasting last night with Instigator. I drove her home while she clutched a box full of wine bottles on her lap. She looked very pleased.
2. While visiting my parents on Memorial Day, Little Filthy jumped up on the couch next to me and flopped over on his back. This left his…er, little filthy in full view. My mother came by and put a napkin over it.
3. Kelly McGillis, the hot chick from Top Gun, came out. She’s a lesbian now. I regret to inform all lesbians that she did so past her prime. Score one for the straight guys.
4. Besos wanted to clobber me earlier this week. This is because sometimes, I suck.
5. I want to try my hand at portraits. You may recall the pictures I took of Besos. I may have a rule that everyone has to be naked.
6. Little Filthy stormed the bed the other morning. I had clean, folded clothes on the end of the bed and they went flying. He doesn’t care. If I toss warm-from-the-dryer laundry on my bed, he will instantly jump up and roll around in it. He’s sort of impossible.
7. My niece and nephew are in town next week. I’m taking them to the zoo.
8. I am perfectly shocked that someone from the porn industry hasn’t tried to buy littlefilthy.com from me. It’s gold, people. Solid gold.
9. There may be a pilsner glass in the freezer calling my name.
10. I need to plan my next big trip. I must plan my September trip to Seattle. Oh, wait: “Crash with Chris and Bev. Do what Chris does.” There, done. Next is Egypt.
Hm. I wonder what kind of bugs they have there.
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Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.
May 30th, 2009 at 12:13 am
I saw Kelly when she guest starred on The L Word and thought, wtf happened?? She was totally hot. Now…not s’much.
Your mom sounds great.
Have fun with your niece and nephew!
May 30th, 2009 at 7:42 am
I keep telling people that you’re coming out in September and the response is “yeah…. right.” Don’t get our hopes up just to dash them!
You guys are, of course, welcome to stay at Casa Lynch
Tango might eat LF though. Might want to kennel him.
May 30th, 2009 at 8:35 am
2. I quite literally LOLd. Or would it be LdOL?
5. If you could make me look that good, I’d be your guinea pig.
9. rannnndommmm….come and get meeeeeeee
May 30th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Yay Seattle!!
May 30th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
2. I like your mom
3. Wow, never would have guessed. Who is next?
4. Now, that did not cross my mind…more like “pinching and tickling.”
5. Might, purchase a clobber after all.
7. YAY!
10. BIG ASS BEETLES and COCKROACHES!!!!…heh. I can almost hear you scream.
June 1st, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Hey there, when you come to Seattle, Roma, Sharon and I must take you to dinner.
Judy
June 1st, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Spanky / Judy – You got it – I think that would be great!