Random Esquire

1. Tonight, I saw a commercial on television for bras and without thinking, I reached for the phone to call Besos.  Association, people.

2. Squirrel Wife peels her almonds before she eats them. I don’t know if they are like apples and potatoes and she’s therefore missing out on vitamins so I didn’t comment.

3. Besos went swimming the other night. She sent me a text message to let me know she was going to lick some old people. Almost afraid of her response, I texted back, “lick?” She responded “kick.” Apparently, no one was staying in his or her own lane. One slip of the finger and a whole new meaning.

4. QTMama wants everyone with a penis to play with her hair.

5.  Excessive punctuation causes a visceral reaction in me.  It isn’t good.

6.  Besos and I are going to try a Costa Rican restaurant this week.  I’m not entirely sure why since, in about 10 days, we will actually be in Costa Rica.  Speaking of – I asked Besos what she was most looking forward to with respect to our upcoming vacation.

She said, “Going with you.”

*Blink*

That response caused a mad scramble in my brain to come up with an equally sensitive response to this question.  It must have showed on my face because she said, “What were you going to say?”

I said, “Uhhhh…I was looking forward to the hotel management asking you to keep it down.”

She said:

“that, too.”