Carpet boobs, buried nuts and dinner.
1. I bought this SpotBot. It cleans a spot on your carpet in a perfect circle about 12 inches in diameter. I used it on the bedroom carpet and the result was an obviously much cleaner circle of carpet in the middle of …clearly dirtier carpet. When Besos came over today, I showed her the bedroom carpet where I’d made circles all over the carpet. It wasn’t until I was showing her that I realized I’d made …boobs. Clean carpet boobs all over of the bedroom. Besos hugged me and said, “You should blog about this.”
2. My neighbor was out on her patio, leaning over her flower pots. I have a bad feeling she was seeing all of the crackers and almonds that Squirrel Wife had buried in her flower pots.
3. I made lasagna tonight for dinner. Out of a box. Frozen. And a salad. Which was made of just iceberg lettuce.
Besos ate it. And thanked me for making dinner.
She loves me.
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Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.
April 19th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
1. Heh. That’s awesome.
2. Eh, she’ll get over it. Or, you know, not. What is she going to do, get mad at a squirrel?
3. She must. A foodie makes frozen lasagna and lettuce and, well, .
April 20th, 2009 at 8:44 am
Why does this fact about the carpet boobs not surprise me? At all. Just how long did you stare at your carpet afterward?
April 20th, 2009 at 9:57 am
Well considering I was going to bring Menudo in a can, we are even