For real, people?
1. I know this may go down as one of those things that I shouldn’t find as funny as I do but here it is: The song Jesus, Take the Wheel is hilarious. Let me get this straight. This woman is driving with her kid in the back seat, hits ice and throws in the towel, tosses her hands up into the air and turns the mike on over to Jesus. Dude, how about you give yourself and Jesus a helping hand and at least keep hold of that steering wheel. I mean, is that too much to ask? I suspect even Jesus would be saying, “For real? How about a little help here?”
2. I spoke with The Italian today. He offhandedly mentioned that he used to have two pet turtles while he was in college. I said, “Whoa, whoa, whoa. In college?!” He said, “Yes…their names were Cuff and Link.” What world am I in, people? Turtles are for kids who can’t be trusted with dogs. They are for kids who need pets they can drop relatively worry-free. He defended his turtle-ownership with some explanation that involved the movie Rocky which, I have to say, did not help his case.
3. I am heading to Moto on Saturday to take pictures in the kitchen. Earlier this month, a writer for The Reader visited the kitchen and was able to “… work a shift in the famously secretive kitchen and live to tell about it.” They have a class 4 laser in the restaurant. WTF. If you caught the No Reservations episode on Chicago, Tony Bourdain visited Moto. It is the place that had a dish that resembled road kill. On purpose.
Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.