Random Esquire

I got my hair cut a couple of weeks ago.  The Bumper was there.  In case you are unfamiliar with The Bumper…she is the woman who washes my hair before I get it cut and… she bumps me.  With them.  It’s simply fantastic.  Besos got her hair cut today (at a different place).  Our conversation went something like this:

Besos:  “You’d have liked the girl who did my hair.  Long legs…blonde…”  (Besos is convinced I have a thing for blondes despite my protests that it is just coincidence that the 27 women I dated before her were blondes.)

Me:  “But did she bump you with them?”

Besos:  “Uh, no.”

Me:  “Then what’s the point?!”

Besos:  “Do you tip The Bumper?”

Me:  “Of course!”

*pause*

“…I mean…not that well…”

Besos:  “I’ll wash your hair.”

Me:  “It’s not the same!”

Besos: “I KNOW!”

Then she giggled and groaned all at once.  Grin and bear it, baby.

Edited to add:  Besos sent me a text to tell me that she loved me and to say good night.  It’s 9 p.m.  I couldn’t believe she was already going to bed so I responded, “FOR REAL?”  She, however, thought I was questioning her love for me so she responded, “Honey…I just read your blog…so I take it back.”  I said, “HEY!”  She wrote back, “You want some bumpin’ from these babies, you best behave!”

Smackdown.

On the topic of eating people…Issei Sagawa.  Japanese dude.  Killed and ate a girl in Paris.  Now lives in Tokyo.  He did an interview – he’s done many and written more than a few books about the experience (one entitled Excuse Me for Living) – in which he giggles over the fact that he’s crazy…while he shows the reporter a picture of himself hunched over a naked body with a knife and fork in his hands.  Yup, clip included (NSFW).  His bit begins at 1:13.

*crosses Tokyo off list of places to take Besos on vacation*