Coughdrops and blueberries, monthlies and charity.
1. I found Little Filthy in the bedroom with his head buried in my winter coat which I had lazily thrown to the floor in an effort to peel off layers. I heard crunching noises and yelled, “Hey!” He jerked out his head out of my coat pocket. I leaned down and he licked me. He smelled like menthol. Yeah. He found a Halls cough drop. The other day, I brought in some groceries and set a bag down on the ground while I ran to grab more things from the hallway. I returned to find Little Filthy muzzle-deep in a container of blueberries. No good can come of this.
2. Besos and I have been dating nearly 3 months. Okay, more like 7 months but I kicked and screamed the first 4 months so that doesn’t really count. Having been around the block a few times, I’ve finally learned what everyone says over and over. The big thing is communication. So I proposed an idea to Besos and she readily agreed to it. Basically, once a month, we have a very frank, 100% honest, 100% judgment free conversation on the state of affairs. Good or bad. General rule is that it doesn’t happen in bed because I couldn’t take her seriously with that grin always on her face.
bu-dum-bump. *rimshot*
3. I’m judging a contest for charity on Wednesday night. The contestants? Reality television ‘stars’. So far, I know about 3 contestants – one each from The Bachelorette, Survivor, and Project Runway. Not sure about the others. Should be interesting.
4. That reminds me…I stupidly agreed to be a contestant in a contest in February. Doing what? Mixing a cocktail. It is going to be tragic. But it is for charity so it’s the kind of tragedy I can get behind.
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Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.
January 20th, 2009 at 3:57 am
oh my god, please let one of the contestants be tanya from the real world/subsequent challenges. or heather from rock of love season one. if either of those are true, i will worship you even more than i already do. also, if that is the case, get a photo with both of them and email to me. also, find out what heather did with the bret tattoo she got on the back of her neck… RIGHT BEFORE SHE GOT BOOTED!!!!
i’m really a nice person, i swear.
January 20th, 2009 at 6:40 am
Here, my friend, just for you: http://instantrimshot.com/
January 20th, 2009 at 10:13 am
Who from Project Runway?? OMG! You opened a can of worms with bullet #3…
January 20th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
You’re going to be a downright perfect judge, RE. And I mean that with almost no sarcasm.
January 22nd, 2009 at 6:45 pm
jennie – I’m sorry to report that Tanya from the Real World was not there. Which is a shame because I had jotted down notes to make sure to ask her about the Bret tattoo. I was also to give her your phone number, right? I gave it to one of the guys from Bachelorette. Hope that is okay.
January 22nd, 2009 at 6:45 pm
KT – Dude! I dig that big red button!
January 22nd, 2009 at 6:46 pm
Denise – it was Terri Stevens from this last season.
We talked for a bit and the first thing she told me is, “I’ve never eaten sushi.”
Her roll wasn’t bad, though!
January 22nd, 2009 at 6:46 pm
QT – I laughed because everything you say makes me suspicious. heh.
January 22nd, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Is that not fantastic?
If you say something ridiculous to Besos and then hit the button, I cannot be responsible for her actions.
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:40 pm
As a reality show junkie, I would love to know who all was in the competition!
Communication is good. Humor is good. Honesty once a month – *scary*, but better with a big dose of humor.
What cocktails are you going to mix?