Mainly: Maintenance. In my series of inappropriate entries. :P
1. I decided to make hot buttered rum. I am now officially an alcoholic.
2. I think I may be headed to Spain in May and to Monaco to see the Grand Prix. Travel is good.
3. I went to a Christmas party last night and the main topic of conversation was if guys in porn have smaller testicles than your average guy. HAPPY HOLIDAYS.
4. The second most popular topic of conversation was manscaping and maintenance. I gotta tell you, I don’t know if could er…fully enjoy a woman who didn’t maintain. The way I see it is this…if someone dropped a crumb on it and it could get stuck, it’s too much. Plain and simple. It’s like a man’s beard. If food could get lost in there, it’s a no-go. Time to trim/shave/maintain.
5. Little Filthy has moved on from his duck (the head is now removed) and is workin’ on a hedgehog.
6. What’s the biggest item on your Christmas list?
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Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.
December 19th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
3. japanese pears.
4. manscaping is more important than it sounds.
5. Cooper has a duck and hedgehog too!!! Do dog toy companies only make certain animals or to Cooper and lil filthy have the same taste in toys? ….
6. The sandwich was my favorite.
December 19th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
1. Hot buttered rum
Sounds sooo good right about. I am also a fan of eggnog with a little rum in it. Hmm, I think I need to go alcohol shopping. Have you ever had “ponche”? It’s our Christmas drink in Mexico. It’s very fruity
3. Why would guys in porn have smaller testicles?
4. Too funny.
5. What about the skunk?
December 19th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
1. Never had it, but I have had ponche. And when Besos says “fruity”, she’s not joking. You will need a spoon. But it’s good!
2. Fun!
3. I don’t get it. Honestly. Why would they? Guess I need to watch more porn.
4. ITA on girly maintenance. As for manscaping, I’m of two minds. I had a guy once who had NOTHING down there. I mean, really. I’m thinking Nair maybe? So I’d say trimming, good, but I swear if I ever see a “naked” man again, I might just lose it! LOL
6. Would you believe I am list-less? Really.
December 19th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
i’m listless too. i don’t know where this year went. suddenly it’s snowing and freakishly cold and holiday time. WTF. last i checked it was 1992 and i was graduating from college…
December 20th, 2008 at 12:09 am
Now I have to go watch porn to confirm this.
Maintenance? bah, get rid of it all. Hardwood floors are best.
My biggest item is a ball winder setup for knitting runs about 100-170$ depending. From what I understand I got it, beacuse my husband really does listen. He still thinks its weird a 26 year old knits though.
December 20th, 2008 at 9:36 am
1. Me too! Blynched FTW!
2. I am going to pack myself in your suitcase! There’s really no place else in the world I want to go more than Spain.
3. Yknow…testicles tend to get “smaller” as things commence…just saying
4. Light manscaping is fine. The total shave = ick.
5. Kala has a monkey. It smells like dog spit. ick again.
6. a Kindle!
January 16th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
4. I hope this isn’t an inappropriate link, but I saw this today (on HuffPost!) and couldn’t resist using it as a response to #4. Harry Crumb could get stuck in this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/16/madonna-nude-going-on-auc_n_158527.html
January 16th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
Angie, you kill me. After months of silence, you link to a nude picture of Madonna’s burning bush. I laughed out loud.
I’ve missed you!