Mainly: Maintenance. In my series of inappropriate entries. :P
1. I decided to make hot buttered rum. I am now officially an alcoholic.
2. I think I may be headed to Spain in May and to Monaco to see the Grand Prix. Travel is good.
3. I went to a Christmas party last night and the main topic of conversation was if guys in porn have smaller testicles than your average guy. HAPPY HOLIDAYS.
4. The second most popular topic of conversation was manscaping and maintenance. I gotta tell you, I don’t know if could er…fully enjoy a woman who didn’t maintain. The way I see it is this…if someone dropped a crumb on it and it could get stuck, it’s too much. Plain and simple. It’s like a man’s beard. If food could get lost in there, it’s a no-go. Time to trim/shave/maintain.
5. Little Filthy has moved on from his duck (the head is now removed) and is workin’ on a hedgehog.
6. What’s the biggest item on your Christmas list?
Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.